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peps
17-04-2011, 07:29 PM
Apparently the mole population in the sleepy village of Guestling has literally exploded into apparent epidemic proportions :eek:
Those residents that are most at risk are those with stupidly large gardens :wink:
There is a cure other than paying the 'moleman' £80 a visit :D
Ladies & Gentlemen I give you the Rodenator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgztUzqaL3E&feature=related) :A:

andy real ale
17-04-2011, 07:43 PM
As Jasper Carrot once said, 'there's only one way to kill a mole - blow its bloody 'ead off!':169B9ADF431545348BC

WORMY
17-04-2011, 08:16 PM
Leave the moles alone! :tongue:

FinnDave
17-04-2011, 08:33 PM
Now the snow has melted, I can see the damage the moles have done here, my (stupidly large 3 acre) garden looks like a scale model of the Somme.

alan foster
18-04-2011, 11:42 AM
Thanks for the suggestions, i like the Rodenator, unfortunately they don't stock it at B&Q, something to do with explosive devises and health & safety - some people have no sense of fun.

Will try farting down the holes, will probably have the effect

Road King Alan
18-04-2011, 06:59 PM
An 'old-school' gardener I used to work with swore that all you needed was a pushbike with pneumatic tyres, a torch strapped to the handlebars and a croquet mallet.

Worked like a charm apparently........

Me? I trust in the good old tunnel traps. If the mole's not caught in a couple of days then it's a rare occurance indeed :)

PhillSpace
18-04-2011, 07:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwLp0co6C0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwLp0co6C0)

Arv
18-04-2011, 08:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwLp0co6C0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdwLp0co6C0)
Once opened i refused to listen to it:wink:,why? as it would get impregnated on my brain for months.
every morning i'd wake up humming it while brushing me tooth:tongue:, then cus when i realised it was still there.
Sitting on the jon, and a humming i would be, god damn it, it still there!

And sunday morning naughty's...





















































hang on, humming while on the job...that just may do the trick, cheers Phil the wife gonna love me..:439:

Urrell
18-04-2011, 08:23 PM
And sunday morning naughty's...

hang on, humming while on the job...that just may do the trick, cheers Phil the wife gonna love me..:439:

"I am a mole and I LIVE IN A HOLE"

You kid yourself but not us :439:

59Gary
18-04-2011, 08:33 PM
Thanks for the suggestions, i like the Rodenator, unfortunately they don't stock it at B&Q, something to do with explosive devises and health & safety - some people have no sense of fun.

Will try farting down the holes, will probably have the effect

Just fill up the burrows with propane gas then ignite. Same result!! :439::439: