The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain

Samson exhaust muffling?

Roy — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:00:04 GMT

Hello

I am thinking about buying a set of Samson Legend 2:2 exhausts for a 2009 nightrain I am imminently to buy.

Remember with my streetbob and the big shots, that without quiet baffles the 'harshtone' gave me a headache on long rides. I was wondering is anyone knew if the samson 2:2 exhausts had some way of either wrapping any supplied baffle with the muffling wool you can get??? Or some other method???

Please let me know, Roy

alarm light flashing

clan ken — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:53:51 GMT

the red key alarm light is staying on when engine is running 02 softail ,everything is working ok any idea's .

Meeting

kimbo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:25:17 GMT

It's the last thursday of the month time again 26th Nov:) There is a meeting at the Triple Plea Halesworth start time 7.30ish :)hope you can make it:) Thanks

On The Piss In Ireland

Realbark — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:49:11 GMT

Paddy and Mick are walking home after a night on the piss in Dublin. They�ve got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Paddy has a brainwave and says to Mick "Get in there and steal a bus so we can drive home and I�ll stay out here and look out for the police". Mick duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Paddy is wondering what the hell he�s doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door and sees Mick running from bus to bus and looking very worried.

"What the hell are you doing Mick, get a move on!" to which Mick replies "I can�t find a number 7 anywhere Paddy" whereupon Paddy, holding his hands to his head in disbelief, shouts "You fucking idiot Mick, steal a number 9 and we�ll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!". :439:

A Message From Tora Bora

Realbark — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:23:23 GMT

Subject: Cave

MEMORANDUM
From: Bin Laden, Osama
To: All Al Quaeda Fighters
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys.

We�ve all been putting in long hours recently but we�ve really come together as a group and I love that. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can�t forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns -

First of all, while it�s good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily, I�ve done my bit on the cleaning rota........ have you? I�ve posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster).

Second, it�s not often I make a video address but when I do, I�m trying to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that while we�re taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the "Wassup�thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote
"Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That�s all I�m saying.

Fourth: I�m not against team chanting and all that, but, we must distance ourselves from the Westerner�s bat and ball games...it�s just not cricket. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" every time I ride past on the donkey. Thanks

Five: Graffitti:Whoever wrote Ossie fucks donkeys! on the group toilet wall please clean it off...it�s a lie anyway, the donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens, is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the "chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain" will not be accepted in future. Bestiality with non halal chicken is forbidden...there is a grey area with donkeys however.

Finally, we�ve heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar,Hammed and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug.
Os.

PS - I�m sick of having Osama�s Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets -
Cut it out Abdul, it�s not funny anymore.

Blind Man

Realbark — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:20:15 GMT

Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man" a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits ! Now where do you want me to install these blinds ?" :D

A Shaggy Story..........

Realbark — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:16:25 GMT

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labor is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I�m afraid I don�t have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
"No, no boyfriend either." "
Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I�m unattached, I�ll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I�m very sorry," says the midwife, "that�s really none of my business and I�m sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well, yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I�m sorry," the midwife repeats, "that�s really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well, yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this the midwife again apologizes collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a smack on the asre. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank fuck for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark." :439:

Erik Goes racin'

Cybertec� — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:14:05 GMT

http://www.buell.com/en_us/racing/ra...p?news_id=1507

... a bit of good news for us Buelligans!

Foundry 21/11

Framie — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:41:16 GMT

Suns out and 15 degrees amazingly, so see anybody at the foundry , leaving the planet about 11.15

Lost me ring!!!!

old-mo — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 06:57:09 GMT

After keeping it safe for 45 odd years..

No I aint coming outa the closset. :A:

Dirty minded load of old buggers,, Not that ring.. :tongue:

Went for a shower last night and my wedding ring which I always take off and put on the bench in the shower cubicle,, forgot to put it back on when I had finished, went back half an hour later and it had gone.. :mad:

Asked at reception no one handed it in,, losing weight lately and every thing is getting loose,,

Of all my rings that is the one I least wanted to loose,, Have to go out on the piss now. to get over it .:439:

Erik Buell Racing.

Phil — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 03:19:08 GMT

Erik Buell establishes Erik Buell Racing

MILWAUKEE (November 20, 2009) - Harley-Davidson, Inc. (NYSE:HOG) announced today that following the company�s recent decision to discontinue the Buell motorcycle product line, Erik Buell, Chairman and Chief Technical Officer of Buell Motorcycle Company, will leave the company to establish Erik Buell Racing, an independent motorcycle race shop.
Erik Buell Racing will specialize in the supply of race-use-only Buell motorcycle parts and race preparation services for engines and motorcycles, and the building and sale of Buell� 1125R-based race-use-only motorcycles under license from Harley-Davidson, as well as providing technical support to racers of Buell motorcycles.
�I�m looking forward to helping Buell racers keep their bikes flying,� said Erik Buell. �We�ve got some exciting race development projects in the works and it will mean a lot to me personally to see Buell racers competing for wins and championships in the 2010 season and beyond.�
�I�m pleased that Harley-Davidson is assisting Erik in establishing this business to continue supporting the racing efforts he has had so much passion for over the years,� said Buell President and COO Jon Flickinger. �Harley-Davidson and the Buell Motorcycle Company will always be proud of their affiliation with Erik, and we wish him well in this new endeavor to support Buell racers.�
Erik Buell Racing will be based in East Troy, Wisconsin and will be staffed by Erik Buell and a veteran team of personnel. For more information, after December 1, 2009, contact:
Erik Buell Racing, LLC
2799 Buell Drive, Unit C
East Troy, WI 53120
www.erikbuellracing.com
info@erikbuellracing.com

Coffee and donuts

RogerBanks — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:27:14 GMT

Hallo
Is anybody riding over to Blackbear saterday morning for free coffee and
donuts.

Electra glide speedo cable replacement

surfbum65 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:09:57 GMT

Hi, The speedo cable on my '92 Electra glide has given up the ghost. I know the cable is easy to replace as I done one on my '90 Superglide but my problem is I can't work out how to get to behind the clocks.

Do I need to remove the whole fairing & if so does anyone know how or can I pull the clocks from the front of the facia? Looking at removing the fairing seems a daunting task:frown:

Thanks

Pete.

brake lines

john i o m — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:55 GMT

so im on my roadking tonight in traffic some one pulls out on me hit the brakes and no brakes !!!!!!! :mad:......after shitting my self ...looked at the bike and the brake splitter under the bottom yoak has split. so dose any one on here know where to get goodridge lines from or anyone makes them up i would rather my business goes to some one on here so any help would be cool my roadking has 16"apes on

The Amish

Realbark — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:44:32 GMT

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don�t know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."