http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum Forum of the Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:58:20 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-tech-tips/77588-brake-lines.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:55:55 GMT so im on my roadking tonight in traffic some one pulls out on me hit the brakes and no brakes !!!!!!! :mad:......after shitting my self ...looked at the bike and the brake splitter under the bottom yoak has split. so dose any one on here know where to get goodridge lines from or anyone makes them up i would rather my business goes to some one on here so any help would be cool my roadking has 16"apes on ]]> Tech-Tips john i o m http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-tech-tips/77588-brake-lines.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77587-amish.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:44:32 GMT An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady limping slightly with a cane slowly walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them and into a small room. The walls closed and as the boy and his father watched, small circles of light with numbers lighted up above the wall. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction, and then the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother." ]]> Humour Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77587-amish.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77586-i-wouldnt-mind-if-i-abroad.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:41:38 GMT I wouldnt mind but this was in Dartford............

Be warned, you’re going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. A telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Dartford....

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G : "Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G : "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G : "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G : "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G : "I don’t think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what "judo one toes" means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G : "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G : "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G : "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You’re welcome" ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77586-i-wouldnt-mind-if-i-abroad.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77585-lost-desert.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:26:35 GMT There are two legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from their unit and are lost. They've been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they see a big, bustling market laid out before them. Naturally, they can't believe their eyes and think it's a mirage, but as they draw closer, they can hear the stallholders' cries, and they eventually reach the market and realise that it's really there.

So the legionnaires rush up to the first stall they can and cry to the stallholder, "Stallholder, we have been travelling in the desert for many days, and have had no food or water. We shall surely die soon unless you have some you can sell us - tell us, do you have any sustenance for us?"
The stallholder shook his head and replied "I'm sorry, French legionnaire type people, but all I have to sell is a load of bowls full of jelly, topped with custard and cream, and lovingly sprinkled with hundreds and thousands."

The legionnaires look at each other, mildly surprised, and move on to the next stall, where they ask the stallholder, "Mr purveyor of fine foodstuffs and the like, we have been travelling through the desert for days, deprived of the necessary beverages and foodstuffs which are required for survival. We shall surely die soon, unless you can sell us some skins of water."

The stallholder looked at them embarrassed, and confessed "Gentlemen, tragic as I admit it is, I have none of the ingredients necessary to life for which you ask me... all I have to sell is this large bowl of jelly topped with custard and cream and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, with a little cocktail cherry in the middle at the top - there," he said, pointing out the glace cherry. "I cannot help you..."

The legionnaires look at each other in desperation, and run on to the next stall, where they demand of the stallholder, "Look mate, we need water or we'll die. We've been travelling without water for days and need some now, Do you have any you can sell us?"

The stallholder looked at his curl-ended shoes in shame as he confessed, "Sorry, fellas, all I have to sell you is a bowl of jelly, with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands. I can't help you. I'll have to condemn you to a long and lingering death through dehydration."

The legionnaires were really worried by this point, and they went through the market, stall by stall, asking each stallholder whether they had any water they could sell them, and thus save their lives, but each stallholder gave the same reply, all they had to sell was a bowl of jelly with cream, custard and hundreds and thousands. Dejected and resigned to their grim fate, the legionnaires left the desert market and walked off into the setting sun. As they did so, one turned to the other, and said, "That was really odd - a big market in the middle of nowhere, and all they sold was bowls of jelly with custard, cream and hundreds and thousands." The other turned to face his companion and replied, "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar..." :A: ]]> Humour Penfold http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77585-lost-desert.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77584-children-need.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:21:10 GMT Sorry Pudsey, the funds I set aside for giving to one eyed fuckers are somewhat over taxed this year. Thankyou Gordon Brown. :mad: Sorry Pudsey, the funds I set aside for giving to one eyed fuckers are somewhat over taxed this year. Thankyou Gordon Brown. :mad: ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77584-children-need.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77582-fishy-tale.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:46:02 GMT A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"



A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.



Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.



"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"



The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.



"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.



"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show. That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!" :A: ]]> Humour Penfold http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77582-fishy-tale.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:48 GMT Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/389f2e01.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/674e4a99.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/bdddd3eb.jpg Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in

Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags





Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath ]]> Beer Tent HOG maniac http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-video-music-clips/77580-canned-heat-has-been-there.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:08:41 GMT YouTube - Canned Heat Harley Davidson Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN8Y_cltJnM#) YouTube - Canned Heat Harley Davidson Blues ]]> Video / Music Clips Gray http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-video-music-clips/77580-canned-heat-has-been-there.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77579-sure.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:43 GMT Why did the Leprechaun wear two condoms? Ah to be sure to be sure :o Why did the Leprechaun wear two condoms?

Ah to be sure to be sure :o ]]> Humour Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77579-sure.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77578-contest.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:50:31 GMT **A man with no arms entered a masturbation contest. Poor bastard didn’t come anywhere...** A man with no arms entered a masturbation contest. Poor bastard didn’t come anywhere... ]]> Humour stevethegreek http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77578-contest.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77577-double-dose-viagra.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:24 GMT John goes to his doctor and asks for a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor says, "I can’t give you a double dose."
"Why not?" asks John.
"Because it's not safe," replies the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," says John.
"Why?" asks the doctor.
"Because," says John, "My girlfriend is coming to see me on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
On hearing this, the doctor agrees but says, "OK, I'll give it to you, but you must see me on Monday so I can check whether you’ve suffered any side effects."

On Monday, John drags himself in. His arm is in a sling.
The doctor asks, "What happened to you?"

John replies, "No one showed up." ]]> Humour coxy http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77577-double-dose-viagra.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-south-east/77576-rocky-rockall-12th-party.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:56:34 GMT At the christmas party Rocky is the guest of honour and will be presented with honary life membership as voted for at the agm.He is being brought over by Ghengis at about 7 pm and probably stay a couple of hours . Last weekend a surprise birthday party was held which he thoruoghly enjoyed ,so lets make it a warm welcome from the rest of us :wink::smile: At the christmas party Rocky is the guest of honour and will be presented with honary life membership as voted for at the agm.He is being brought over by Ghengis at about 7 pm and probably stay a couple of hours .
Last weekend a surprise birthday party was held which he thoruoghly enjoyed ,so lets make it a warm welcome from the rest of us :wink::smile: ]]> South East Gypsy http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-south-east/77576-rocky-rockall-12th-party.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77575-where-get-some-bike-mags-horse-etc.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:46:41 GMT Every so often, I spot the Horse at the odd newsagent, but cannot find a place that regularly stocks it. Does anybody happen to know of a good site where I can get some bike mags regularly, The Horse, American Iron etc ? Thanks Vince Every so often, I spot the Horse at the odd newsagent, but cannot find a place that regularly stocks it.

Does anybody happen to know of a good site where I can get some bike mags regularly, The Horse, American Iron etc ?

Thanks
Vince ]]> Central South Woodlander http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77575-where-get-some-bike-mags-horse-etc.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:01:30 GMT Caught last weeks episode on Radio 4 and it was hilarious
It's on again this morning at 11.30 am,
and you can also listen again via the iPlayer.
Well worth a listen. :D:D:D ]]> Beer Tent Steppenwulf http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:49 GMT Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys? http://static.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid719.photobucket.com/albums/ww196/russbott/how_to_change_a_fan_belt.flv Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys?

http://static.photobucket.com/player...a_fan_belt.flv ]]> Beer Tent russbott http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html