The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum Forum of the Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:58:10 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/images/misc/rss.jpg The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum Fishy Tale. http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77582-fishy-tale.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 21:46:02 GMT A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.
The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"



A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.



Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.



"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"



The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.



"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.



"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show. That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!" :A: ]]> Humour Penfold http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77582-fishy-tale.html Shed loads of work today http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:48 GMT Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/389f2e01.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/674e4a99.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/bdddd3eb.jpg Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in

Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags





Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath ]]> Beer Tent HOG maniac http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html Canned Heat has been there. http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-video-music-clips/77580-canned-heat-has-been-there.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:08:41 GMT YouTube - Canned Heat Harley Davidson Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN8Y_cltJnM#) YouTube - Canned Heat Harley Davidson Blues ]]> Video / Music Clips Gray http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-video-music-clips/77580-canned-heat-has-been-there.html To Be Sure................ http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77579-sure.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:43 GMT Why did the Leprechaun wear two condoms? Ah to be sure to be sure :o Why did the Leprechaun wear two condoms?

Ah to be sure to be sure :o ]]> Humour Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77579-sure.html Contest... http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77578-contest.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:50:31 GMT **A man with no arms entered a masturbation contest. Poor bastard didn’t come anywhere...** A man with no arms entered a masturbation contest. Poor bastard didn’t come anywhere... ]]> Humour stevethegreek http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77578-contest.html Double dose of Viagra http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77577-double-dose-viagra.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:24 GMT John goes to his doctor and asks for a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor says, "I can’t give you a double dose."
"Why not?" asks John.
"Because it's not safe," replies the doctor.
"But I need it really bad," says John.
"Why?" asks the doctor.
"Because," says John, "My girlfriend is coming to see me on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."
On hearing this, the doctor agrees but says, "OK, I'll give it to you, but you must see me on Monday so I can check whether you’ve suffered any side effects."

On Monday, John drags himself in. His arm is in a sling.
The doctor asks, "What happened to you?"

John replies, "No one showed up." ]]> Humour coxy http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-humour/77577-double-dose-viagra.html Rocky Rockall 12TH PARTY http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-south-east/77576-rocky-rockall-12th-party.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:56:34 GMT At the christmas party Rocky is the guest of honour and will be presented with honary life membership as voted for at the agm.He is being brought over by Ghengis at about 7 pm and probably stay a couple of hours . Last weekend a surprise birthday party was held which he thoruoghly enjoyed ,so lets make it a warm welcome from the rest of us :wink::smile: At the christmas party Rocky is the guest of honour and will be presented with honary life membership as voted for at the agm.He is being brought over by Ghengis at about 7 pm and probably stay a couple of hours .
Last weekend a surprise birthday party was held which he thoruoghly enjoyed ,so lets make it a warm welcome from the rest of us :wink::smile: ]]> South East Gypsy http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-south-east/77576-rocky-rockall-12th-party.html Where to get some Bike mags, The Horse etc http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77575-where-get-some-bike-mags-horse-etc.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:46:41 GMT Every so often, I spot the Horse at the odd newsagent, but cannot find a place that regularly stocks it. Does anybody happen to know of a good site where I can get some bike mags regularly, The Horse, American Iron etc ? Thanks Vince Every so often, I spot the Horse at the odd newsagent, but cannot find a place that regularly stocks it.

Does anybody happen to know of a good site where I can get some bike mags regularly, The Horse, American Iron etc ?

Thanks
Vince ]]> Central South Woodlander http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77575-where-get-some-bike-mags-horse-etc.html The Richest Man In Britain http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:01:30 GMT Caught last weeks episode on Radio 4 and it was hilarious
It's on again this morning at 11.30 am,
and you can also listen again via the iPlayer.
Well worth a listen. :D:D:D ]]> Beer Tent Steppenwulf http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html Changing belts http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:49 GMT Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys? http://static.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid719.photobucket.com/albums/ww196/russbott/how_to_change_a_fan_belt.flv Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys?

http://static.photobucket.com/player...a_fan_belt.flv ]]> Beer Tent russbott http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html Happy Birthday Keith aka magick-brother (52) http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77572-happy-birthday-keith-aka-magick-brother-52-a.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:26:54 GMT Keith hope you are having a good day mate. Attachment 10594 (http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/attachments/hdrcgb-central-south/10594-happy-birthday-keith-aka-magick-brother-52-hapbdayhd.jpg) Keith hope you are having a good day mate.



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]]> Central South BaZa® http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-central-south/77572-happy-birthday-keith-aka-magick-brother-52-a.html Is it safe to come to the Lakes? http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-lake-district/77571-safe-come-lakes.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:36:48 GMT We are meant to be staying at Bowness on Windermere tonight and can't get hold of Hippy to see if it is still there!

Anyone gives us a run down on the situation please.



]]> Lake District BaZa® http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-lake-district/77571-safe-come-lakes.html Cool chevy adds........... http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77569-cool-chevy-adds.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:27:24 GMT .............

sent to me by Phil


]]> Beer Tent BaZa® http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77569-cool-chevy-adds.html Exhausts Active valve trick box http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-twin-cam-tc88-tc96/77568-active-valve-trick-box.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:36:46 GMT I am about to fit some Vance and Hines oval slip ons to my 2009 flht standard glide, I will fit a K&N filter and a Power Commander later.

Has any one fitted and Active valve trick box from Zodiac like this

V-Twin Mania - Genuine Harley Davidson parts and accessories, Kuryakyn, Vance & Hines, Custom Chrome, Zodiac and many more...

Are they any good and are they worth spending £80 on, I have read in other posts that some have wired up the valve in the open position and fitted the plug in to trick the ecu.

Which is the best option ? ]]> MORDUEMAN http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-twin-cam-tc88-tc96/77568-active-valve-trick-box.html Like one of these? http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-evo-sportsters/77567-like-one-these.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:33:45 GMT Harley Davidson Sportster Off Road Conversions (http://thekneeslider.com/archives/2009/10/09/harley-davidson-sportster-off-road-conversions/) Harley Davidson Sportster Off Road Conversions ]]> Evo Sportsters Limey_Dave http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-evo-sportsters/77567-like-one-these.html