The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain - Beer Tent http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum Chatter en Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:58:32 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/images/misc/rss.jpg The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain - Beer Tent http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum I Wouldnt Mind If I was Abroad.............. http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77586-i-wouldnt-mind-if-i-abroad.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:41:38 GMT I wouldnt mind but this was in Dartford............

Be warned, you’re going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this. A telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Dartford....

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G : "Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G : "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G : "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G : "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G : "I don’t think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G : "I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what "judo one toes" means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G : "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G : "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G : "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G : "Yes. Coffee please, and that’s all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G : "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You’re welcome" ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77586-i-wouldnt-mind-if-i-abroad.html Children In Need http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77584-children-need.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:21:10 GMT Sorry Pudsey, the funds I set aside for giving to one eyed fuckers are somewhat over taxed this year. Thankyou Gordon Brown. :mad: Sorry Pudsey, the funds I set aside for giving to one eyed fuckers are somewhat over taxed this year. Thankyou Gordon Brown. :mad: ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77584-children-need.html Shed loads of work today http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:43:48 GMT Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/389f2e01.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/674e4a99.jpg Image: http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r122/howe_r/bdddd3eb.jpg Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath Well power to light hooked up and bench taken from old workshop. Chopped and fitted in

Had to move sid the parrot to a new home and the dog ate a whole pack of t bags





Going to put one more bench in then time to find someone to get the other end of my 175kg lath ]]> Beer Tent HOG maniac http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77581-shed-loads-work-today.html The Richest Man In Britain http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:01:30 GMT Caught last weeks episode on Radio 4 and it was hilarious
It's on again this morning at 11.30 am,
and you can also listen again via the iPlayer.
Well worth a listen. :D:D:D ]]> Beer Tent Steppenwulf http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77574-richest-man-britain.html Changing belts http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:49 GMT Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys? http://static.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid719.photobucket.com/albums/ww196/russbott/how_to_change_a_fan_belt.flv Should this be in the technical section and do you think the same principle should be applied to Harleys?

http://static.photobucket.com/player...a_fan_belt.flv ]]> Beer Tent russbott http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77573-changing-belts.html Cool chevy adds........... http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77569-cool-chevy-adds.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:27:24 GMT .............

sent to me by Phil


]]> Beer Tent BaZa® http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77569-cool-chevy-adds.html want one off these 4 xmas http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77560-want-one-off-these-4-xmas.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:42:35 GMT ]]> Beer Tent drunkenmonky http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77560-want-one-off-these-4-xmas.html Laser eyes http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77557-laser-eyes.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:01:56 GMT I'm off to get me eyes lasered on the 1st of December.

Anything I should know before I go?

Being checked out on the 1st, lasered on the 3rd and checked out then home on the 4th:scared2: ]]> Beer Tent Blenk http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77557-laser-eyes.html <![CDATA[Alcohol 'protects men's hearts']]> http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77545-alcohol-protects-mens-hearts.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:39:54 GMT Alcohol 'protects men's hearts'


The type of drink did not appear to change the results








Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests.
The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men.
Female drinkers did not benefit to the same extent, the study in Heart found.
Experts are critical, warning heavy drinking can increase the risk of other diseases, with alcohol responsible for 1.8 million deaths globally per year.









Well it also lowers "bad" cholesterol


magic:D ]]> Beer Tent Natra http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77545-alcohol-protects-mens-hearts.html If BNMike gets short of milk on his farm........... http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77540-if-bnmike-gets-short-milk-his-farm.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:56:43 GMT Image: http://images.yuku.com/image/jpeg/57336611400171db4e867f47dc1d410090278234.jpg ]]> Beer Tent BaZa® http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77540-if-bnmike-gets-short-milk-his-farm.html Christmas office party ban could cost the UK http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77534-christmas-office-party-ban-could-cost-uk.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:39:20 GMT With the recession still ringing in the ears of many UK companies, some are taking drastic action to reduce costs. Worse than making people redundant; office Christmas parties are being cancelled.

This has left many office workers with a problem; how can they now have guilt free drunken unprotected sex with their ugly co workers?

Office ugly Melanie 'Squinty' Willis from London was devastated when her firm cancelled the Christmas party, "I'm devastated" she said, "how else am I supposed get a shag and then being humiliated for weeks afterwards?"

Business analyst John MacFaddon explains, "Their only answer is to get pissed on company time and have dirty drunken sex in the nearest stationary cupboard."

The spokesman for the Government Initiative for the Prevention of Fucking Uglys at Work commented on BBC news this morning, "We must have office Christmas parties to allow these people to get pissed up and fuck their ugly co workers. Cancellation is a false economy; ultimately costing the UK a fucking fortune!"

He explained further, "It's not like having a quick wank at your desk or in the kitchen when making the tea, it's actually the loss of two or more employees and a functioning stationary cupboard for fifteen minutes a time.

"Add the number of employees queuing up to use stationary cupboards up and down the country and then factor in the amount of alcohol they've all consumed... that's a lot of pissed sex! You can write them off for the rest of the day! The UK could easily grind to a halt."

"Companies must spend in order to save. Have the Christmas party, let your staff get the Ugly bug out of their systems and be productive for the New Year. We NEED your taxes! ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77534-christmas-office-party-ban-could-cost-uk.html Fishy Conspiracy http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77533-fishy-conspiracy.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:32:16 GMT After considerable research, it can be revealed that the fisheries agencies around the world have been lying to us about Salmon and Tuna.

They have maintained that the two are separate species, but this is in fact a lie.

Tuna are adult Salmon.

Salmon live in rivers, and when they reach a certain age go and live in the sea. Like lamb is more expensive than mutton, juvenile tuna (or salmon, as they prefer us to call it) is more expensive than adult tuna. Most people have noticed that tuna and salmon are interchangeable in recipes and both are so called 'dark' fish. The evidence is overwhelming.

In addition, anchovies and sardines are two other stages of this fish's life cycle and live in tins.

If the fisheries people have been hiding this fact from us for so long, it suggests that the conspiracy runs deeper. Does your local chippy charge more for cod than haddock? Well, they are the same fish! Like pork and bacon are both from pigs, cod and haddock are different cuts off the same fish, what the industry calls internally coddock. The scraggy ends of coddock are termed Monk Fish. The coddock is the pig of the sea, as it also provides us with pollock and whitebait and other exotically sounding supermarket brands.

At the risk of incurring the wrath of the Fisheries Agency, a secret shadowy organisation that rules the world with an iron grip,i can finally reveal that there are only two species of edible fish in the world, the tunachovy and the coddock. Unless you know different. ]]> Beer Tent Realbark http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77533-fishy-conspiracy.html 2010 f1 http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77524-2010-f1.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:29:46 GMT Button has signed to drive for McLaren :A: Should be an interesting year he will have his work cut out trying to keep up with Hamilton :9399D3F58B324EE1B68........still 18million+ for 3 yrs :wink: Button has signed to drive for McLaren :A:

Should be an interesting year he will have his work cut out trying to keep up with Hamilton :9399D3F58B324EE1B68........still 18million+ for 3 yrs :wink: ]]> Beer Tent Big_john http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77524-2010-f1.html Most Farted! http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77521-most-farted.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:58:35 GMT They've been around for ages but worth a look........


YouTube - Most Farted, Most Haunted Spoof (The Original Most Farted Series by Popnoodles)


When I watch these (there are about 15 episodes) I laugh so much that wee comes out :o ]]> Beer Tent Maggar http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77521-most-farted.html This made me laugh http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77520-made-me-laugh.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:37:46 GMT I hope this works, not very good at links file:///Users/hopkinsk/Desktop/Untitled%20Page.webarchive I hope this works, not very good at links


file:///Users/hopkinsk/Desktop/Untitled%20Page.webarchive ]]> Beer Tent che http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.com/forum/hdrcgb-beer-tent/77520-made-me-laugh.html