[Ming the Merciless]

Blenk, some people would be suspicious of a man who asks them to come through his flap. But what the heck - here’s my baby.

We’ve been together for five years now - it's our anniversary next month. When I first saw her, I knew I had to have her. I haven’t been disappointed - I try to ride her as often as possible. I also enjoy shampooing her, ending with a hand finish of course.

We’ve been through a lot together, including some European jaunts, and I can honestly say that she gives me as much pleasure now as she always has. I once rode her for 19 hours non-stop!