[grimsqueaker]

i was gonna use shotgun tripwire mines in the garage, until the other half commented on what would happen to the soft dangly bits between my legs if she accidently set one off while going to the chest freezer, so here we go two watsit thingies that are cemented in the ground with two oxford heavy duty chains and locks, one of those spring loaded bollards outside the garage door, and parked in front of the garage door is my jap import caravan thing that bleeps when its in reverse (yes the neighbours love me), also have the two german shepherds plus two staffs, but when i leave it unattended outside in the big bad world the bike wears a disc lock, one of the oxford chains, and has two electrical booby traps , although it seems insurance approved alarms are the only thing that helps lower cost