Stopped by at Morts yesterday ,poor bugger wastin away n the dog almost same size as the bone it was munchin .Luckily i was armed with choc chip cookies which were eagerly snatched from me hand by Albert,or Alfie cant remember which
but mort recovered the strength to wrestle em off him before they were gone forever .By the time i left they were both a sort of picture of health ,n the dog showed his grattitude with a whack in me nuts with his tail
.If he werent so mean lookin i would of kicked him back
Me good deed done i buggered off back to the sunny south
