live music "from 4am"

[llew]

You couldn't make it up

The Feathers in Laleham, Surrey, had advertised live music "from 4am".

Two licensing officers and two police officers visited the pub the day before to stop the performance, before being told it was the name of the band.

"If one official turns up that's funny enough, but if four people come into the pub like they did, it's absolutely ridiculous.

"When I calmed down a bit I thought it was absolutely hilarious. They made idiots of themselves really."

BBC News - Band's 4am name prompts licensing officer and police visit

[BaZa®]

'kin brilliant what a load of tossers................

[Tiz]

I'm going to have so much fun passing this around fellow Council Licensing Officers in Hampshire

ps I would have phoned