A Holiday in the UK!

[DickDastardly]

I’ve been try to book a one week break from Feb 2nd from work in the UK for 6 nights solid now!

All I ask is to find a cottage outside of Devon/Cornwall for about £200 that will allow me to have a cigarette indoors!

And guess what b*gger all!

Who in their right mind wants to pay £200+ to go to some god-forsaken sh*t-hole in the back-of beyond and has to stand out-side in the middle of winter to have a smoke?

Funny that you never see NO HEROIN addicts so I take it that these people are quite happy for you to shoot-up in their idyllic restful retreat in the heart of Suffolk, as they are Gay/Pet/Children/Cyclist/Walker Friendly! But if you want a smoke then s*d off!

What’s the chuffin’ point of having a ‘holiday’ if you can’t sit back and relax as much as if you stayed at home?

If I wasn’t so bl**dy tight fisted I’d have got a passport and given my hard-earned £’s to the Froggie’s/Dago’s or Wop’s and been a lot warmer and not had some ‘Politically Correct’ t*ss-pot telling me how spend my cash.

I hope these self-righteous ‘holiday home owners’ go broke and with all the stress caused by their economic demise, take up smoking and in turn cannot go on holiday themselves!

The best one I saw on ‘Google’ was freedomholidays…….”no pets…no children…no smokers”, yeah right let’s hear it for Freedom!


I feel better now!

[DynaMik]

Hear Bloody Hear mate. The worlds going mad.

[tubby57]

Hey Andy what an opening! Why not start you're own holliday house swop company specialising in people who either smoke,smell,or heavens above should eat junk food

[maid in cornwall]

Originally Posted by DickDastardly

I’ve been try to book a one week break from Feb 2nd from work in the UK for 6 nights solid now!

All I ask is to find a cottage outside of Devon/Cornwall for about £200 that will allow me to have a cigarette indoors!

And guess what b*gger all!

Who in their right mind wants to pay £200+ to go to some god-forsaken sh*t-hole in the back-of beyond and has to stand out-side in the middle of winter to have a smoke?

Funny that you never see NO HEROIN addicts so I take it that these people are quite happy for you to shoot-up in their idyllic restful retreat in the heart of Suffolk, as they are Gay/Pet/Children/Cyclist/Walker Friendly! But if you want a smoke then s*d off!

What’s the chuffin’ point of having a ‘holiday’ if you can’t sit back and relax as much as if you stayed at home?

If I wasn’t so bl**dy tight fisted I’d have got a passport and given my hard-earned £’s to the Froggie’s/Dago’s or Wop’s and been a lot warmer and not had some ‘Politically Correct’ t*ss-pot telling me how spend my cash.

I hope these self-righteous ‘holiday home owners’ go broke and with all the stress caused by their economic demise, take up smoking and in turn cannot go on holiday themselves!

The best one I saw on ‘Google’ was freedomholidays…….”no pets…no children…no smokers”, yeah right let’s hear it for Freedom!


I feel better now!

You should try living in the back of beyond!! Hence trying to move back to the 'real' world after 30 years here.
Will keep my ears open for anywhere with your not unreasonable requests.

[DickDastardly]

Originally Posted by maid in cornwall

You should try living in the back of beyond!! Hence trying to move back to the 'real' world after 30 years here.
Will keep my ears open for anywhere with your not unreasonable requests.

Living in Devon which is next door to the 'back of beyond' (Cornwall), which before anyone tries to 'hang me' I love!
But I always go there and thought I may try somewhere else that doesn't have a Pentogram etched into the wall in blood, (next to the dart board), and where the 'locals don't say " stick to the road....stay off the moor" so I know Cumbria is out, but I thought there may be a few counties that let 'Social (Anti-social) Lepers' visit!

[maid in cornwall]

Er, I'm a Pagan and own a Pagan shop. We aint weirdos who try to put hexs on anyone who dares to cross the Tamar
Just normal human beings with normal beliefs

[BaZa®]

Originally Posted by DickDastardly

I’ve been try to book a one week break from Feb 2nd from work in the UK for 6 nights solid now!

All I ask is to find a cottage outside of Devon/Cornwall for about £200 that will allow me to have a cigarette indoors!

And guess what b*gger all!

Who in their right mind wants to pay £200+ to go to some god-forsaken sh*t-hole in the back-of beyond and has to stand out-side in the middle of winter to have a smoke?

[maid in cornwall]

You could put a tent up in me garden between my sacrificial alter and my 6 foot pentagram/protective circle!

[Harleychic]

Originally Posted by DickDastardly

Living in Devon which is next door to the 'back of beyond' (Cornwall), which before anyone tries to 'hang me' I love!
But I always go there and thought I may try somewhere else that doesn't have a Pentogram etched into the wall in blood, (next to the dart board), and where the 'locals don't say " stick to the road....stay off the moor" so I know Cumbria is out, but I thought there may be a few counties that let 'Social (Anti-social) Lepers' visit!

Speaking as someone with a pentagram wreath on my front door and on my home made fireplace what you trying to say
Maybe they don't want their investmant and income providing property stinking and risk losing revenue off other guests!!
I appreciate your predicament but try and see it from there point of view!
Maybe it also effects there insurance?
Still wish you look in finding somewhere though.

[Harleychic]

Originally Posted by maid in cornwall

Er, I'm a Pagan and own a Pagan shop. We aint weirdos who try to put hexs on anyone who dares to cross the Tamar
Just normal human beings with normal beliefs

Here here.
Must visit your shop sometime, have you got a web site?