Start ya Bastard!

[BaZa®]

Gotta love those aussies...


Nulon "Start Ya Bastard" Instant Engine Starter
(SYB) promotes easy starting of all diesel and petrol engines (both two-stroke and four-stroke). In searching for a name for this product, we could not get away from the three words most commonly used to describe a difficult-to-start engine –"Start Ya Bastard". We trust you will not be offended.

[kevscrivener]

Excellent Baza; does what it says on the tin.

Perhaps we could also suggest some new names for other products whose claims to success are based on, shall we say, rather dubious science?

For instance, all "rejuvenating" cosmetic products should be distributed under the "RIP OFF SAD BITCH" brand.

Here's another one with an uncompromising name....

[ACE]

We had a very large mosaic to make for a garden show and evo stik sponsored us with a cratefull of sticks like sh*t. My business partner is a lady who hates swearing. So she had all the labels covered with tape before we would take them out of the warehouse.

I had to go and pick them up and they were treading very gently around me thinking I was also easily offended.

When the boy asked me where my truck was, I where do you f*chin think it is you cnut its in the f*ckin carpark.

Fazed them a bit.