Jessie Spelling (Needs more effort)

[Driffta]

Having just finished reading the book "Round Ireland with a Fridge" (which incidentlywas a pleasant lighthearted read) by that Southern gentleman purporting to be an author (not skateboarder) Mr Tony Hawks. I feel I should draw your attention to clear evidence that you southern jessies are basically a bunch of ill informed illiterate woofters

The evidence being that on page 112 line 21 said author refers to Middlesbrough as Middlesborough !!!

He does the same again on the the same page at line 28 and again at line 32 !!!

FFS aint Mr Maggars message getting through

To make it worse on page 123 the man refers to Nightspot being spelt as Nitespot and states (and thats another irritation- spell night correctly or dont spell it at all)

This I feel is clear evidence that you Southern types have a lot of catching up to do

Im sure Mr Maggar will be available (at a fee) for lessons.

Incidently, all spelling and grammatical errors in this post were intentional

I Thank You


Driffta

[JR-Harley]

Todays lesion in Northern literary classics was brought to you by.


Biffa Bacon (A fly on the wall documentary of Northern family life)


Sid the Sexist (Northerners on the Pull!)


The Fat Slags (What they are trying to pull with their beer goggles on)


Exit stage left.............................................. ........

[andy real ale]

the reason is you northerners,with your dark,gloomy,wet days have nothing better to do than stay indoors ,read and improve your skills to try and master "the queens english"

trouble is your main source of reading still comes from the newspapers, that your staple diet of fish and chips, comes wrapped up in!

[RobK]

Originally Posted by andy real ale

the reason is you northerners,with your dark,gloomy,wet days have nothing better to do than stay indoors ,read and improve your skills to try and master "the queens english"

trouble is your main source of reading still comes from the newspapers, that your staple diet of fish and chips, comes wrapped up in!

Harsh Andy, harsh.

Fair point mind

[Driffta]

Originally Posted by andy real ale

"the queens english"

Is that,


Queens........ as in gay bar loitering nufftas ?


Driffta