Postmans knock?

[lambo]

Silly Old postie was caucht knicking underwear and when arrested was found wearing a thong silly boy




A KINKY postman was caught red-faced when he was strip-searched in front of cops – and found wearing a stolen woman’s THONG.

Married Matthew Furness, 35, indulged his fetish for wearing sexy undies by intercepting items sent in the post, JPs heard.
He aroused suspicions when a string of packages of a “female nature” disappeared when he was on duty.
Royal Mail bosses launched an undercover operation and planted a parcel containing a women’s bra and thong set in his van.

Knickers


Within hours the packet had vanished – and Furness was hauled in for questioning.
At first the perverted postie denied nicking the knickers but was exposed when police were called to the sorting office in Weymouth, Dorset.
They strip-searched him and found he was wearing the red thong that had been planted in his van.
Furness was taken to court where he admitted he had a fetish problem – but said he now felt better after talking it over with his mates.
But magistrates in Weymouth heard that his wife had not been as sympathetic and was now divorcing him.

Nabbed ... postie was searched by cops



Bob Booker, prosecuting for the Royal Mail, said: “The defendant worked as a postman when we suspected some items had been stolen or gone missing from the office.
“We carried out surveillance and from that saw he had taken a package we had planted which contained lady’s underwear.
“The items that had previously been taken were of a female nature so we were guided as to what might work to catch him.
“As a result we asked him to come in and he was initially ambivalent and didn’t want to admit what he had done for obvious reasons of embarrassment.
“He wasn’t prepared to co-operate with us over a search of his own person so we asked the police to come and intervene as they had more powers.
“He was searched by an officer who discovered he was actually wearing the lady’s thong - this was on the day he stole the planted package.
“He then made full admissions that he had take the bra and thong as well as the previous items.”
Defending, Ian Brazier told the court Furness had been sacked by the Royal Mail and was now going through a divorce with his wife.
He said: “My client has already suffered as a result of the publicity that surrounds this case.




“It is now out there and he feels as a result he can now talk about it which must have had a very positive effect on him.”
Furness, of Weymouth, admitted two counts of stealing a packet belonging to the Royal Mail.
He told the court: “My friends have helped me as I am now able to talk to them.
“I realised that I am not the only person who has gone through something like this and it is more common than you think.”
Magistrates imposed a two year conditional discharge on Furness and ordered him to pay £250 costs.

[Chris L]

Sounds like some of the weirdos I used to work with...

[harleyshrew]

There but for the grace of (who ever you believe in)

What is it about Womens underwear that is paraded in shop windows, in newspapers, magazines, adverts etc...How many of you guys (like me) or (was it only me) used to enjoy those great thick mail order catalog's just for the pages of all those women in lovely underwear?
If we are all honest we bloody love it, no wonder some of us end up wearing it (not me of course because i am a biker) Shame on posty for nicking mail, but I think he has paid a very high price....humiliation, lost his family, and his job, whats next for the poor guy?

[Natra]

whats wrong with wearing womens underwear, i understand its quite comfortable

[michael]

i draw the line at wearin thongs...it's like askin for a wedgie...

[andy real ale]

yep,

( posties) do the strangest things.

some of them even ride street bobs

[Mrs C aka Pendleton Girl]

As Homer Simpson says, "as we discussed, it's a comfort thing"

Although I have to say that I think thongs are incredibly uncomfortable. I prefer the shorts style myself. It's strange because if I was caught wearing men's underwear no-one would bat an eyelid. I have been forced so to do occasionally, when I have fallen behind with my laundry.

I would like to think that his wife is divorcing him because of his dishonesty and not because he wore women's underwear.

[Limey_Dave]

Originally Posted by harleyshrew

whats next for the poor guy?

High heels?