Famous Last Words

[BNM]

Famous last words;

Am I dying or is this my birthday?
When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964

How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?
~~ P. T. Barnum, entrepreneur, d. 1891

Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around.
Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.
~~Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

Don't let poor Nelly (his mistress, Nell Gwynne) starve.
~~ Charles II, King of England and Scotland, d. 1685

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
~~ Thomas J. Grasso, d. March 20, 1995

I'm bored with it all.
Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

All my possessions for a moment of time.
~~ Elizabeth I, Queen of England, d. 1603

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959

I know you have come to kill me. Shoot coward, you are only going to kill a man.
Facing his assassin, Mario Teran, a Bolivian soldier.
~~ Ernesto "Che" Guevara, d. October 9, 1967

Too late for fruit, too soon for flowers.
~~ Walter De La Mare, writer, d. 1956

Let's cool it brothers . . .
Spoken to his assassins, 3 men who shot him 16 times.
~~ Malcolm X, Black leader, d. 1966

Go on, get out - last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
To his housekeeper, who urged him to tell her his last words so she could write them down for posterity.
~~ Karl Marx, revolutionary, d. 1883

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
~~ François Rabelais, writer, d. 1553

Such is Life
Executed by hanging.
~~ Ned Kelly, Australian bushranger, d. 1880

How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries.
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
~~ James French, d. 1966

I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .
~~ Dylan Thomas, poet, d. 1953

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
~~ Pancho Villa, Mexican revolutionary, d. 1923

Go away. I'm all right.
~~ H. G. Wells, novelist, d. 1946


You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.
Executed in electric chair.
~~ Francis "Two Gun" Crowley, d. 1931

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

[PhillSpace]

"Watch out for that bugger with the bow, he'll have some poor sods eye out"

King Harold, Hastings. Year 1066.

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by PhillSpace

"Watch out for that bugger with the bow, he'll have some poor sods eye out"

King Harold, Hastings. Year 1066.

The olduns are the gooduns

























Actually, no they're just old

[dantheman]

king edward "wallace,hes nothing but a peasant"
wallce, " il boot his baws when a get doon there"

[Charlieharley]

"Let her drive, after all we are almost home, I mean what harm can it do!"
Commander of Space Shuttle Columbia.

"Is that a dolphin or what?"
Captain of the General Belgrano.

Yes the old ones are the best.

[DynaMik]

''What the fuck was that???''

Mayor of Hiroshima 1945.




''The old ones get older''

Mik 2009

[mucka]

watch this for cornering............princess grace of monaco,

[SX 150]

"It's running like clockwork".-



Me just before leaving the New Forest rally and then detonating the valves.

[che]

The following statement were the last words spoken by Napoleon Beazley, as he laid strapped to the gurney waiting for his execution on May 28 2002 -

“The act I committed to put me here was not just heinous, it was senseless. But the person that committed that act is no longer here – I am. I am saddened that a system that is supposed to uphold what is just and right can behave so much like me when I made the same shameful mistake”.

[Spice]

" Whoops Ive just shit maself"

(Spicey Oswestry 2007)

after squeezing out a fart in Bazzas face as he was getting out of his tent..............