If you absolutely had to shag one of them...

[che]

Originally Posted by Brigg

Think I will stick with masturbation...

Its the use of the word 'stick' that makes me feel a little queasy.

[che]

Originally Posted by Steppenwulf

Just come back from the pub after having a few scoops too many.
during the evening we got round to chatting about the following...

Imagine you and another person were the only survivors in a plane crash in a jungle somewhere. You waited for rescue and after days had turned into weeks and your morale was really low, food had run out, rescue seemed to be impossible and you were convinced you would never see your loved ones again. Starvation and despair stalked your squalid and fly infested camp. Would you seek comfort in the consented and willing wishes for sexual congress from your fellow survivor?

The only three alternative survivors are,

A. Christine Hamilton



B. carol Thatcher



or

C. Esther Rantzen




Sorry but Myleen Klass, Melinda Messenger and Carys Mathews weren't on the flight!

I have to say they might not be up for it when they see who they're marooned with remember.

[Framie]

There's an old saying that if you're out hitch hiking, don't wait for a Rolls Royce if you can jump in a Skoda!!

[banquo]

Given the moderate views of all three, I'd set up a beer tent, and talk politics....

[michael]

i'd do them all.......

[Limey_Dave]

Originally Posted by Framie

There's an old saying that if you're out hitch hiking, don't wait for a Rolls Royce if you can jump in a Skoda!!

Oi,I'm very happy with mine.

[Brigg]

Originally Posted by che

Its the use of the word 'stick' that makes me feel a little queasy.

Maybe a wrong choice of words.... but then a gain Ive been single since 1987.....

[1sportyrich]

Originally Posted by Brigg

Think I will stick with masturbation...

I'll cum oot, I am a w@ngker n a think a wid stay that way wi they 3 hounds.

[Cybertec™]

Originally Posted by michael

i'd do them all.......

You sir, are a very sick man

[Natra]

Originally Posted by Cybertec™

You sir, are a very sick man

ah but in all fairness when you see what scotland has to offer...it becomes understandable