If you absolutely had to shag one of them...

[BaZa®]

Old bird from Eastenders looks the same.

[drunkenmonky]

yep i'd have a crack @ em" a.b.&c.......morrals off an alley cat me

[michael]

Originally Posted by BaZa®

Old bird from Eastenders looks the same.

bet she's a fukn great shag....

[Whit]

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle , an that Rantzen's got a crackin pair a pins - dont look at the fireplace when pokin the fire etc - however - no - not even with Monkeys

[Realbark]

Disgusting thread i thought. Then i realised how old most of you are. I will renew me membership for the humour section n the quin (thats Quin, NOT quim ) but really feel i want a better class of pensioner to ogle and pass lewd comments on.
Yours Faithfully
Dissgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

[michael]

.....bet she makes a good breakfast....

[Hilts]

Could be worse! In the cause of BBC like equality, we could have seen Cherie Blair & Shirley Williams added................

[Big_john]

Originally Posted by Hilts

Could be worse! In the cause of BBC like equality, we could have seen Cherie Blair & Shirley Williams added................

Yeah but just look at the gob on that Cherie Blair