If you absolutely had to shag one of them... - The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain

**Steppenwulf** · #1 31-10-2009, 01:15 AM

Just come back from the pub after having a few scoops too many.
during the evening we got round to chatting about the following...

Imagine you and another person were the only survivors in a plane crash in a jungle somewhere. You waited for rescue and after days had turned into weeks and your morale was really low, food had run out, rescue seemed to be impossible and you were convinced you would never see your loved ones again. Starvation and despair stalked your squalid and fly infested camp. Would you seek comfort in the consented and willing wishes for sexual congress from your fellow survivor?

The only three alternative survivors are,

A. Christine Hamilton

B. carol Thatcher

or

C. Esther Rantzen

Sorry but Myleen Klass, Melinda Messenger and Carys Mathews weren't on the flight!

BaZa® · #2 31-10-2009, 01:22 AM

Myleen Klass, Melinda Messenger and Carys Mathews.

..........already had them!

Carol Thatcher she is the only one that has been bought up proper not to speak with her mouthful.....

**Brigg** · #3 31-10-2009, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steppenwulf

Just come back from the pub after having a few scoops too many.
during the evening we got round to chatting about the following...

Imagine you and another person were the only survivors in a plane crash in a jungle somewhere. You waited for rescue and after days had turned into weeks and your morale was really low, food had run out, rescue seemed to be impossible and you were convinced you would never see your loved ones again. Starvation and despair stalked your squalid and fly infested camp. Would you seek comfort in the consented and willing wishes for sexual congress from your fellow survivor?

The only three alternative survivors are,

A. Christine Hamilton

B. carol Thatcher

or

C. Esther Rantzen

Sorry but Myleen Klass, Melinda Messenger and Carys Mathews weren't on the flight!

Think I will stick with masturbation...

**dantheman** · #4 31-10-2009, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BaZa®

Carol Thatcher she is the only one that has been bought up proper not to speak with her mouthful.....

well youll be ok then mate,

**Steppenwulf** · #5 31-10-2009, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brigg

Think I will stick with masturbation...

I could be a twat and say 'No change there then',
but I won't!

**Tones** · #6 31-10-2009, 01:45 AM

Have to be the Hamilton lass

She would pass MOT's for the next few years and say Thank You afterwards

Mind you, I'm getting desperate

Oh B*gger

**Steppenwulf** · #7 31-10-2009, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tones

Have to be the Hamilton lass

She would pass MOT's for the next few years and say Thank You afterwards

Mind you, I'm getting desperate

Oh B*gger

PMSFL and no mistake
Nice one!

PS When are you booking the Aeroflot flight to Borneo?

**Matt FXDX** · #8 31-10-2009, 08:18 AM

lol

We talk crap like this on a daily basis at work, defo not B, looks like a middle aged buisness man, studying the photos i'd have to agree with Brigg!.......