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Old 04-11-2009, 05:49 PM
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English - As a language

Why English is the hardest language to learn

1, The bandage was wound around the wound.


2, The farm was used to produce produce.


3, The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.


4, There is no time like the present, so he thought he would present the
present.


5, When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.


6, He did not object to the object.


7, The insurance was invalid for the invalid.


8,The oarsmen had a row about how to row.


9, he was too close to the door to close it.


10, A stag does strange things when the does are present.


11, After a number of injections my jaw became number.


12, The artist saw a tear in his painting and shed a tear.


13,She had to subject the subject to a series of tests.


14, An army chef decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
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Old 04-11-2009, 06:14 PM
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some north of the border, are still struggling with it........eh Dan
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:04 PM
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some north of the border, are still struggling with it........eh Dan
he sometimes ferks a ferker.....
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some north of the border, are still struggling with it........eh Dan
aye like hing the waashin oot on the hing that's hingin doon aff the hingy natno
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15, Why does a shipment go by car when a cargo goes by ship?

16, If the plural of mouse is mice, why isn't the plural of house hice?



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