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Old 23-05-2012, 10:53 AM
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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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Old 23-05-2012, 11:01 AM
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.


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Upon my signal - Unleash Hell.
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Old 23-05-2012, 11:45 AM
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The very fact that someone wants to become a politician, should exclude them from ever becoming one. (Billy Connolly)
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Old 23-05-2012, 12:38 PM
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"It's amazin the surge eh strength ye git when ye bite yer ain willy" Ivan the terrible.
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Old 23-05-2012, 01:44 PM
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"Is that the Time?" me a few seconds ago.
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Old 23-05-2012, 01:54 PM
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"My name is Fritz, these aren't real tits, I'm with the CIA"
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Old 23-05-2012, 02:58 PM
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"There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothes".

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