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15-06-2012, 06:31 PM
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| Workmate for tea! :-) A man invites his workmate back to his house for tea. The Wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any house work, not done the dishes and I can't be arsed to go cooking either"!  WTF are you doing inviting him here anyhow? The man says "Cos he's thinking of getting married"  
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#2
15-06-2012, 08:00 PM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Workmate for tea! Why can't you have fish & chips like everyone else?-weirdo  Just remember 'a workmate is not just for tea', if he's a right salad dodger, there'll be enough left for sarnies for tomorrow's lunch 
__________________ Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool. Get some nuts! REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination   |
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#3
15-06-2012, 08:15 PM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Quote:
Fish and chips is always good for tea and saves you money on toilet paper too! If he's a fat lad you could eat him for weeks Mag's, I'm sure if you took your teeth out, he might enjoy it too as long as he didn't look down!
__________________ www.tonydraperplanthire.co.uk/ Life Honorary Region 2 Member and Area 51, founder member Presented by Weedavie-j "You bled with Wallace""I got pissed with Gromit" Always look out for the hidden messages! Last edited by Ultima Tony; 15-06-2012 at 08:25 PM. |
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#4
15-06-2012, 08:26 PM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Cheeky fecker, I'll have you know I have a plentiful supply of paper bags to put over his head, but for you I would have plastic
__________________ Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool. Get some nuts! REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination |
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#5
15-06-2012, 08:31 PM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Quote:
Make sure you use a black plastic bag over my head as I wouldn't want to watch you having a nosh on me either!
__________________ www.tonydraperplanthire.co.uk/ Life Honorary Region 2 Member and Area 51, founder member Presented by Weedavie-j "You bled with Wallace""I got pissed with Gromit" Always look out for the hidden messages! |
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#6
15-06-2012, 11:25 PM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Quote:
You wouldn't have to-b'cos it's only in your dreams Dream A Little Dream Of Me - The Mamas & The Papas - YouTube 
__________________ Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool. Get some nuts! REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination |
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#7
16-06-2012, 12:04 AM
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| Re: Workmate for tea! :-) Quote:
Well what a choice of song title to put on tonight, just as I'm off to bed  At least it will be a dry dream tonight!
__________________ www.tonydraperplanthire.co.uk/ Life Honorary Region 2 Member and Area 51, founder member Presented by Weedavie-j "You bled with Wallace""I got pissed with Gromit" Always look out for the hidden messages! |
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