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Old 19-06-2012, 06:25 PM
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a bridge too far!

a man was riding his harley along a california beach when all of a sudden the sky clouded above his head ......... in a booming voice,the Lord said ,"because you have tried to be faithful to me i will grant you one wish.
the biker pulled over and said, build me a bridge to Hawaii so i can ride over anytime i want.
the Lord said,your request is materialistic. think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking ; the supports required to reach the bottom of the pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! i can do it,but its hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
the biker thought about for a long time... finally ,he said,"Lord, i wish that i, and all men ,could understand our wives:what shes thinking,why she cries,what she means when she says nothing wrong,and how i can make my women truly happy."
the Lord replied,"You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?
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