Government Health Warning

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NEWS FLASH‼!!

This is a public service announcement…

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in chrome polish. This substance called “amobacter Harleii” has been linked with the following symptoms in male and female bikers: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or heels (Females) Reluctance to groom, have haircuts or shave. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after “baby” has new brake pads, screen, sissy bar, exhaust system and any other mods. An addiction to Jack Daniels (Males)

“Amobacter Harleii” usually results in long hours away from home, lost weekends and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with “proper” humans (especially the spouse) “Amobacter Harleii” is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a herd mentality, or like the crisp commercial, “you can’t have just one”.

Beware! If you come into contact with a human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk bolloxs about motorbikes and after-market parts for hours.

Surgeon General’s Warning: Motorbikes are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.