bike

[lawnmower]

City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
> girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

> "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

> "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket

> for a safety violation.

> The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light

> On the back of it"

> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you

> got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"

> "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell

> Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

[MacHarry]

lol