sex

[lawnmower]

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,
>>doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.

>> Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I
>> really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and
>> I charge $20 for sex," she said.

>> The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly
>> paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat
>> in the driver's seat looking out the window.

>> "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

>> "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi
>> driver, and the fare back to town is $25."