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27-07-2007, 11:31 AM
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| The Wife
An attractive woman wanders into a pub, sits at a Bar stool, and orders a Sandwich and a Mineral Water. As she's sitting there a man clearly the worse for drink wanders out of the gents and makes his way across the bar. As he sees the woman, he staggers over to her, grabs her breasts, plants a big wet beery kiss on her head and shouts, "Hello darling". The woman's furious and jumps up and slaps him furiously. "I'm sorry," the drunk stammers. "I thought you were my wife. You look just like her." "You drunken, worthless, Beer swilling arsehole," screams the woman, "What on earth makes you think I'd be seen with a pig like you?" "Bloody hell, that's uncanny," he mutters back. "You sound just like her, too."
__________________ My mum told me about women like you.......... but I never thought I'd be lucky enough to actually meet one !  |
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