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29-07-2007, 08:01 PM
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| Sean Connery
>>Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that, >> >>despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. >> >> >> >>Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla >>said, "Sean, >> >>if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to >> >>my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun." So they went back to her place. >>After >> >>a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate >> >>sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me >> >>shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm >> >>shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right >> >>hand." Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay." >> >> >> >>He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than >> >>before. Then Sean says "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me >>shleep >> >>for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to.......I know >> >>Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. >> >> >> >>No problem hun." >> >> >> >>Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind >> >>blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette >>and >> >>Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer >>willie >> >>in the other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" >> >> >> >>Sean replied "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a >> >>scouser, she stole ma wallet !"
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