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30-07-2007, 11:26 AM
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>>> >>> Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a >>>pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at >>>the bar. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. >>> >>> >>> >>> Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! >>> >>> >>> >>> The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets >>>the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. >>> >>> On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. >>> >>> Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him. >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were >>>wondering what you do for a living? >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Oh? What's that then? >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at >>>home? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens! >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a >>> >>> pond. Which is it? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - It's in a pond! >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden >>>then? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden. >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you >>>have a large garden then you have a large house? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ... built it >>>myself! >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical >>>to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are >>>quite probably married? And with a family? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children. >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active >>>with your wife on a regular basis? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Yep! Five times a week! >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate >>>very often? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate! >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work! >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - How's that then? >>> >>> >>> >>> Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you >>>about your sex life! >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate! >>> >>> >>> >>> Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate. >>> >>> >>> >>> Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist! >>> >>> >>> >>> Stuart: - What's that then? >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish? >>> >>> >>> >>> Stuart: - Nope >>> >>> >>> >>> Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker
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