Steroids

[lawnmower]

Grass on the Field
> The ambitious coach of a girls’ track team starts giving his squad steroids.
> Their performance soars, and they go on to win the county and state
> championships. The day before the nationals, Penelope, a 16-year-old
> hurdler, comes into his office.
>
> “Coach,” she says, “I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.“
>
> “Oh my God!” yells the coach. “Well, how far down does it go?”
>
> “Down to my balls,” she replies, “and that’s another thing I wanted to talk
> to you about…'