Job Opening

[Red Shoes]

>>The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all
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>> >>> > the background
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>> >>> > checks, interviews and testing were done there were
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>> >>> > 3 finalists.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > Two men and a woman.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
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>> >>> > men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > "We must know that you will follow your instructions
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>> >>> > no matter
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>> >>> > what the circumstances. Inside the room you will
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>> >>> > find your wife
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>> >>> > sitting in a chair.
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>> >>> > Kill Her!!!"
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never
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>> >>> > shoot my wife"
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
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>> >>> > this job.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > Take your wife and go home."
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > The second man was given the same instructions. He
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>> >>> > took the
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>> >>> > gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
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>> >>> > about 5 minutes. The
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>> >>> > man came out with tears in his eyes, I tried, but I
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>> >>> > can't kill my wife."
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>> >>> > The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
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>> >>> > your wife and go
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>> >>> > home."
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
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>> >>> > the same
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>> >>> > instructions, to kill her husband.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > She took the gun and went into the room.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > Shots were heard, one after another. They heard
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>> >>> > screaming, crashing,
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>> >>> > banging on the walls.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
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>> >>> > opened slowly and
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>> >>> > there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her
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>> >>> > brow.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > I had to beat him to death with the fuckin chair."
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>> >>> >
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>> >>> > MORAL: Women are evil,
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