Friendly girl

[MacHarry]

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a
>tight miniskirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her
>
>turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow
>her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
>
>Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver,she
>reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
>give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step,only
>to discover that she couldn't".
>
>So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to
>unzip
>her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
>Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
>
>With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a
>little more and again was unable to take the step.
>
>About this time, a large Alabama man who was standing behind her picked
>her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
>
>She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How
>Dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
>
>The Alabama man smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree
>
>with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we
>were friends !

Harry and I'll get it from Wurzel