The Biker

[MacHarry]

Subject: THE BIKER
A police officer pulls a biker over for speeding and has the following exchange:-

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Biker: I don't have one. I've been banned for exceeding 150 mph.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.

Officer: The bike is stolen?

Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the panniers when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the panniers?

Biker: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the man who owns this bike.

Officer: You killed the bikes owner?????
Biker: Yes, mate.

Officer: Hearing this, the officer immediately radios for back up. The bike was quickly surrounded by police, and the Chief Inspector

approached the rider to handle the tense situation.

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Biker: Sure officer, here it is. (It was valid.)

Inspector: Who's bike is this?

Biker: It's mine, inspector. Here's the registration papers. (The rider owned the bike.)

Inspector: Could you slowly open your panniers so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, there was nothing in the panniers.)

Inspector: Would you mind showing me where the body is?

Biker: What body?

Inspector: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, shot the owner, stole the bike and had a gun in the panniers.

Biker: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.

Get it from Bugie

Harry