E-petition to ban the sale and use of motorcycles!

[Penfold]

Being a Life member of MAG, I regularly sign e-petitions I think are beneficial to Fellow Motor-bicycle Enthusiasts, such as myself!

I came across this e-petition on the 10 Downing Street site:-

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to ban the sale and use of motorcycles.

Petition to: ban the sale and use of motorcycles.

'Oh I say! That fellow is ill-informed' I retorted!

Then I saw he had 320 signatures and saw the list of impressive dignitaries. So, I was thus compelled to add my humble name.

Please, please add your names too!!

[S.T.Chapman]

Cheers mate I just wet myself laughing at the list of signatures....

Current signatories
Peter A Jordan, the Petition Creator, joined by:

• Sir, you are completely mad
• you are a total loon - this petition is abysmal
• This is a wind-up, right?
• You are anencephalic
• Desmond Coughlan
• Hahahahahahahahaha
• Let's never go anywhere or do anything. It would benefit Averyone!
• Naomi Clarke
• Watch out for Peter A Jordan. He is a danger on the road he pull out of junction and do u-turn.
• you all ride safely now
• Joey Deacon
• FOYRNB
• Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden
• Ban banning things I say
• Steve Hislop
• T595 will get you...Twat
• Ivor Hardon
• We know where you live !!! hahahaha
• Wibbley Wobbley Woo
• Ura Twonk
• Luke Skywalker
• Hector Xaus
• What about unicycles?
• Drive a Volvo, do you...?
• Stop telling people what they can't do, look after your own sad little life.
• Dull, car driving semi-moron, easily upset by wet man-hole
• Rob IHopeINeverBecomeAsBigottedAndillinformedAsYouSir Bellingham
• Rat Girl
• Facist!!
• Totally Stupid, What about freedom of CHOICE
• Lynners
• Dolly the sheep
• Spit the dog
• Robert Eric Tardo
• My name is Averyone and I don't see how this would benefit me?
• tenaladyvolvodriver shesayfallinfrontofaharley
• I'm Averyone, and so is my wife..
• Pete's never been the same since they took his Milk Monitor badge off him
• LittlePeePee'sDimmerThanACandleInAGuinnessBottleAW haleShortOfASushiShopAndBadlyNeedsABlowJob
• Had any fun today Pete?
• I'm starting a petition to cull narrowminded dull people - be afraid Peter, be very afraid....
• Fly Hizzy Fly
• ffs go get laid mate
• Goat Bothering Trouser Wasp
• 70mph?! There should be a 1 in front of that you homo!
• Oh dear, not going all that well really, eh Peter?
• Im petitioning to have PeterAJordan executed for polluting the gene pool
• Ridabike
• DoesDANGEROUSmeanVULNERABLE?IfSoChildren&OldFolksA reAlsoDangerous&ShouldBeBannedFromCrossingTheRoad!
• GetALifeYouFetidStain OfSepticMonkeySemen
• Peter Jordan was dropped on his head when he was a small child
• You are totally insane, you muppet
• ** Peter Jordan is a kn@b jockey **
• am totally against such a infringement on individual rights, and urge you to ignore this petition.
• Princess Consuella Banana Hammock
• mr outrun the five o on my gsxr
• Tony Blair
• Symon Hammond
• One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest! NurseRachedSaysIt'sMedicationTime&AllPatientsMustS ignThisPetition.
• peter a jordan is a sub-normal dog-w@nker
• Steff
• never been on a bike then muppet?
• NO BAN CARS & leave more room for bikes tw@t head.
• "Doctor, Peter hasn't been taking his meds again."
• grow up
• am also upset by wet man holes
• what's it like to be a twat? what next, baby buggys?s
• I bet you love recycling & really small weelie bins, Peter your an unmitigated idiot
• LEAVE MY BIKE ALONE YOU KNOB
• Paramedics MedicalCouriers BishopOfHereford Police RAF Army PrinceWilliam allTooDangerousOnBikes?
• yurastoopidbloodymindedgimpwhosucksmonkeysfrom theanus !
• I demand my human rights?
• Fingus McHunt
• I'll bet you like "Wet man-Holes" eh Peter? Folk like you usually do...
• Barry Sheene
• gordon brown
• f@ckin prick get a life asso
• Biking is for men, stay away little boy
• protego motorcycling ex indifferens legislation ut threatens iucunditas of veho
• Peter A Jordan can suck my dong
• Lets ban cars too. What the hell, everything!
• Getagrip you nonce, I bet you drive a volvo!
• how can someone be so pathetic, move to russia you idiot
• Go to Hell, Peter.
• I'm very fonda of my Honda - we have a very close bonda...hoot, hoot!
• Bigotted Moron First Bikes then the Jews, then the Asians, then the Blacks....
• Get a life you veggie 2cv driving pillock
• Spike (Caldarium mcc)

just a few responses (censured) I mean I suppose this petition could ruin a bikers day

[S.T.Chapman]

Cheers mate I just wet myself laughing at the list of signatures....

Current signatories
Peter A Jordan, the Petition Creator, joined by:

• Sir, you are completely mad
• you are a total loon - this petition is abysmal
• This is a wind-up, right?
• You are anencephalic
• Desmond Coughlan
• Hahahahahahahahaha
• Let's never go anywhere or do anything. It would benefit Averyone!
• Naomi Clarke
• Watch out for Peter A Jordan. He is a danger on the road he pull out of junction and do u-turn.
• you all ride safely now
• Joey Deacon
• FOYRNB
• Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden
• Ban banning things I say
• Steve Hislop
• T595 will get you...Tw@t
• Ivor Hardon
• We know where you live !!! hahahaha
• Wibbley Wobbley Woo
• Ura Twonk
• Luke Skywalker
• Hector Xaus
• What about unicycles?
• Drive a Volvo, do you...?
• Stop telling people what they can't do, look after your own sad little life.
• Dull, car driving semi-moron, easily upset by wet man-hole
• Rob IHopeINeverBecomeAsBigottedAndillinformedAsYouSir Bellingham
• Rat Girl
• Facist!!
• Totally Stupid, What about freedom of CHOICE
• Lynners
• Dolly the sheep
• Spit the dog
• Robert Eric Tardo
• My name is Averyone and I don't see how this would benefit me?
• tenaladyvolvodriver shesayfallinfrontofaharley
• I'm Averyone, and so is my wife..
• Pete's never been the same since they took his Milk Monitor badge off him
• LittlePeePee'sDimmerThanACandleInAGuinnessBottleAW haleShortOfASushiShopAndBadlyNeedsABlowJob
• Had any fun today Pete?
• I'm starting a petition to cull narrowminded dull people - be afraid Peter, be very afraid....
• Fly Hizzy Fly
• ffs go get laid mate
• Goat Bothering Trouser Wasp
• 70mph?! There should be a 1 in front of that you h@mo!
• Oh dear, not going all that well really, eh Peter?
• Im petitioning to have PeterAJordan executed for polluting the gene pool
• Ridabike
• DoesDANGEROUSmeanVULNERABLE?IfSoChildren&OldFolksA reAlsoDangerous&ShouldBeBannedFromCrossingTheRoad!
• GetALifeYouFetidStain OfSepticMonkeySemen
• Peter Jordan was dropped on his head when he was a small child
• You are totally insane, you muppet
• ** Peter Jordan is a kn@b jockey **
• am totally against such a infringement on individual rights, and urge you to ignore this petition.
• Princess Consuella Banana Hammock
• mr outrun the five o on my gsxr
• Tony Blair
• Symon Hammond
• One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest! NurseRachedSaysIt'sMedicationTime&AllPatientsMustS ignThisPetition.
• peter a jordan is a sub-normal dog-w@nker
• Steff
• never been on a bike then muppet?
• NO BAN CARS & leave more room for bikes tw@t head.
• "Doctor, Peter hasn't been taking his meds again."
• grow up
• am also upset by wet man holes
• what's it like to be a tw@t? what next, baby buggys?s
• I bet you love recycling & really small weelie bins, Peter your an unmitigated idiot
• LEAVE MY BIKE ALONE YOU KNOB
• Paramedics MedicalCouriers BishopOfHereford Police RAF Army PrinceWilliam allTooDangerousOnBikes?
• yurastoopidbloodymindedgimpwhosucksmonkeysfrom theanus !
• I demand my human rights?
• Fingus McHunt
• I'll bet you like "Wet man-Holes" eh Peter? Folk like you usually do...
• Barry Sheene
• gordon brown
• f@ckin pr@ck get a life asso
• Biking is for men, stay away little boy
• protego motorcycling ex indifferens legislation ut threatens iucunditas of veho
• Peter A Jordan can suck my dong
• Lets ban cars too. What the hell, everything!
• Getagrip you nonce, I bet you drive a volvo!
• how can someone be so pathetic, move to russia you idiot
• Go to Hell, Peter.
• I'm very fonda of my Honda - we have a very close bonda...hoot, hoot!
• Bigotted Moron First Bikes then the Jews, then the Asians, then the Blacks....
• Get a life you veggie 2cv driving pillock
• Spike (Caldarium mcc)

just a few responses (censured) I mean I suppose this petition could ruin a bikers day

clearly the censure saw more than i did,

[robbiemac]

Ha ha that's a good un.
On a more serious note, there is a petition on the transport section to get rid of the Bill that will have all 2 wheelers continously taxed. Apparently it will stop hoods riding about on mini motos, utter bollox as they are operating outside of any framework/laws so the whole thing is irrelevant and it will only cause grief to those law abiding folks.
As usual, a Law/Bill being rushed through without any thought of the consequences of everyday folks. Sledgehammer and Nut springs to mind.