Customs

[Tones]

The Priest >>>>>>>>>>
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest
beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for
you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hairdryer that is
well Over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is
there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your
robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not Lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go
ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
declare?"
"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
Declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
"And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a Woman, but
which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official
said, "Go ahead, Father." Next