Beer Contains Female Hormones

[lawnmower]

> Last month, the University of Leeds scientists released the
> results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
> hormones in beer.
>
> Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
> is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
> that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
>
> To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
> period It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
>
> 1) Argued over nothing.
>
> 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>
> 3) Gained weight.
>
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
>
> 5) Became overly emotional.
>
> 6) Couldn't drive.
>
> 7) Failed to think rationally.
>
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary.

[little_dave]

So true!