birthday

[hellon2]

A couple were sitting up waiting for their 16 year old son to come
home from a social engagement when the boy came into the house
with a big smile on his face Hi, Mum! Hi, Dad! he said breathlessly.
"Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"
His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk
to him". Then she left the room.
The father said "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and
I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you
that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting
till payday to get it". "That's OK, Dad", said the boy."I couldn't ride
it right now anyway, my arse is too sore".