Dont Drink Booze In Saudi

[scurvydirtydog]

A Frenchman, a German and an Englishman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a crate of booze, when Saudi police rush in and arrest them for having alcohol.
All three are sentenced to 20 lashes. As they prepare, the man carrying it out says he feels sorry for them and will grant them a wish.

The Frenchman says: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This is done, but the pillow only lasts 10 lashes before the whip goes through.

The German is next and asks: “Fix two pillows to my back.” But after 15 lashes the whip goes through.

The Saudi whipper turns to the Englishman and says: “I like the English., you can have two wishes.” The Englishman replies: “Firstly, give me not 20 lashes but 100 lashes.”
“Not only are you an honourable person, you are also very brave,” says the Saudi. “and your second wish?”
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“Tie the Frenchman to my back.”

[harleyshrew]

You are a very bad man a very bad man a very very very very bad man

[lawnmower]

excellent