wedded bliss

[pastyman]

This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campground next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.

Two old timers who were always sitting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the lake. Well, their curiosity got the best of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch. The first old man said, “Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed... well you know!"

The new groom said, "Well, normally that's what I would do, But she...well, she's got gonorrhoea." The second old man said, “Well son haven't you ever heard about oral sex? Everybody’s doing it these days." The groom says, "yes I have heard about that, but she also has pyorrhoea."

The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both nod to each other and offered this advice. "Sonny, in times like this you just might want to roll her over."

The groom says " I know all about that too, but she's got diarrhoea." The two old men look at each other and at the same time they say, "Doggone Sonny...gonorrhoea, pyorrhoea, diarrhoea, what the hell did ya marry her for?!"





He said "Well she's also got worms,... And I dooo looove to Fish!!