There is a moral here somewhere

[Trevor]

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it
would now be worth £4.95.

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50.

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.

However, if you bought £1000 worth of Tennants Lager one year ago,
drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling
plant, you would get £214.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

[Shifty]

You know it makes sense