| David Beckham
David Beckam was travelling in the front passenger seat of a taxi being driven through London when the taxi driver turned to David and said " so whats the name of the hotel you want me to take you to"
David says " er er er you know er, whats the name of that railway station" taxi driver says "Euston" no you thick, "Kings Cross, no you thick--------
"Victoria" yea thats the one, David turns around to his wife in the back and says "Victoria, whats the name of that fucking hotel we're looking for.
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