Two fleas

[stutz]

Two fleas sitting on a pub bar, one said to the other one why are you so cold?
He answers i came here today in that bikers beard.
The first flea say's I've told you before not to travel in the bikers beard, do what I do.
So the other one says tell me again what you do?
I travel in that red heads muff.
See the blonde girl with her she's coming back here tonight,so when she looks like she is going to leave get over to her run up the leg of her jeans and make yourself comfortable in her muff.
I'll meet you back here tonight.

Evening time comes round, both fleas are at the bar.
Why are you so cold, when you went home with the blonde girl?
I did what you said I got into the blonde girls muff and was supprised by how warm and comfortable it was and fell into a deep sleep.
The next thing I know I woke up in that bikers beard.

Rumble on
Stutz