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Old 08-01-2009, 09:09 PM
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Ronaldos Crash

Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire. The other driver had a penalty ticket given against him...........
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Old 08-01-2009, 10:06 PM
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No Bug**r all about football me, but sounds about right for these over paid twats.
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Old 09-01-2009, 01:52 AM
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Is it me??? But if it had been an ordinary person involved in a crash like that you wouldnt have been allowed to leave the scene for hours till it was all sorted out?????
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Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire. The other driver had a penalty ticket given against him...........
Now that is so funny it must be true
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Old 09-01-2009, 05:27 PM
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How the hell do these twats get insurance, which company is mad enough to sell it to them. I gather that this car was only a few days old and had Portuguese plates on. Que! Something smells fishier than a whores panties here. I see that the Old Bill want to talk to him. I bet they do.
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Witnesses at the scene of the Ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire. The other driver had a penalty ticket given against him...........
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Apparently Ronaldo has blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back
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Apparently Ronaldo has blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back
LMFAO at both of you.
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Old 09-01-2009, 08:05 PM
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Apparently Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo for Fulham.

Not for his footballing prowess, but to teach his chauffeurs how to crash safely in tunnels...........
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apparently al fayed wants to sign ronaldo for fulham.

Not for his footballing prowess, but to teach his chauffeurs how to crash safely in tunnels...........
ouch.......
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Old 09-01-2009, 08:29 PM
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ouch.......
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How can any true England football fan tolerate a crook and Fraud like Fayed owning a famous old club. Should have been deported years ago.

Don't follow football but was born in Fulham.
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