The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain  


Go Back   The Harley-Davidson Riders Club Great Britain > Rowdy > Humour
Reload this Page Stocks & Shares
Register FAQ Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 04-06-2009, 06:54 PM
John_Zee's Avatar
John_Zee John_Zee is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,572
Stocks & Shares
Today's business report:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Lifts rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged. Balloon prices were inflated. Horses began to stabilise.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 04-06-2009, 07:11 PM
tester's Avatar
tester tester is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 190
Re: Stocks & Shares
nice one
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 04-06-2009, 07:26 PM
Kernow's Avatar
Kernow Kernow is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,994
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squiz View Post
Today's business report:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Lifts rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged. Balloon prices were inflated. Horses began to stabilise.
Time you went back to work, you've got far too much time on your hands. Beginning to become another Baza
__________________
Gwith dha dhewlin y'n gwyns
Ian
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 04-06-2009, 11:29 PM
John_Zee's Avatar
John_Zee John_Zee is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,572
Re: Stocks & Shares
LOL, you could be right! Wont be too much longer I don't think (bloody hope not anyway), then you'll be rid of me, well, during the daytime anyway, LOL.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:03 AM
Mrs T's Avatar
Mrs T Mrs T is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 5,358
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squiz View Post
LOL, you could be right! Wont be too much longer I don't think (bloody hope not anyway), then you'll be rid of me, well, during the daytime anyway, LOL.
Yeah bro, (sorry come over all Sceptic )

__________________
Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool.
Get some nuts!

REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:06 AM
John_Zee's Avatar
John_Zee John_Zee is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,572
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs T View Post
Yeah bro, (sorry come over all Sceptic )
I'd get that seen to if I were you!
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:25 AM
Mrs T's Avatar
Mrs T Mrs T is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 5,358
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squiz View Post
I'd get that seen to if I were you!

wise guy, huh,
Well your not, man
__________________
Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool.
Get some nuts!

REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:29 AM
Mrs T's Avatar
Mrs T Mrs T is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 5,358
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squiz View Post
Today's business report:
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Pencils lost a few points. Lifts rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Nappies remain unchanged. Balloon prices were inflated. Horses began to stabilise.

Stationery

We've got a DIRECTOR, who spells it stationary
o the wonder of an university education
__________________
Mrs T, I ain't cleaning no bike, fool.
Get some nuts!

REALITY-Alternative lifestyle choice for those with no imagination
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:36 AM
John_Zee's Avatar
John_Zee John_Zee is offline
Club Member
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 4,572
Re: Stocks & Shares
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs T View Post
wise guy, huh,
Well your not, man
LOL, I try!
__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Irish ballerina | Books for Modern Children »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:28 AM.

Forum Rules - Legal Notice - Privacy Policy - Contact Us - HDRCGB - Archive - Top

The Harley-Davidson Riders Club of Great Britain

The Harley Davidson Riders Club Great Britain has no official connection to the Harley-Davidson Motor Company, we just ride their motorcycles and support the brand. All trademarks are acknowledged

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0