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Old 19-11-2009, 11:17 PM
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Two Italians

Two Italian men talking on a bus,

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first, Den i come, Den two asses come together, i come once -a -more! Two asses, they come together again, i come again and pee twice, then i come one lasta time!

The lady can't take this any more!

You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig she retorted indignantly, in this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!

Hey, coola down lady said the man, who talkin about sex? i'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spell Mississippi!

£10 says your gonna read this again!....
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Old 19-11-2009, 11:22 PM
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Re: Two Italians

£10 to me says I already have

Kernow, I'm on it

Was just as funny last month


http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.c...a-english.html
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Old 19-11-2009, 11:29 PM
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Re: Two Italians

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£10 to me says I already have

Kernow, I'm on it

Was just as funny last month


http://www.harley-davidson-hangout.c...a-english.html
You gotta addmit Magg's, i tell it better than Phil!.
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