Generalissimo Mort’s Motorcycle Museum

[Spen]

If anyone has any old brit nails that the scrap man wouldn’t give you 2p for then give El Presidente a call, as he seems to be in the old scrap brit bike business

[maid in cornwall]

For a quid a time he may give you a guided tour and if your really lucky a cup of tea thrown in too.

They may not be Harleys but they are all beauties, part of motorcycling heritage and something to be reverred and not forgotten, Mort has a genuine passion which I totally applaud him for

I ate xmas pud with custard last night!

[the_monster]

It's me getting in touch with my inner pikey. I'll give you two tins of custard for that Bonneville you never use

And for the less observant visitor, the long low and loud black bike is a shovelhead and the long low and loud silver bike is a twin cam.

[maid in cornwall]

Visit 'MORTS MUSEUM OF MOTORCYCLE MAYHEM'
viewing by appointment only. Tea and coffee supplied free of charge, biccies and custard extra!

[jim3940]

Originally Posted by the_monster

It's me getting in touch with my inner pikey. I'll give you two tins of custard for that Bonneville you never use

And for the less observant visitor, the long low and loud black bike is a shovelhead and the long low and loud silver bike is a twin cam.

Have you got a steed called Hercules and a son called 'AAAAROLD

[Spen]

Originally Posted by maid in cornwall

They may not be Harleys but they are all beauties, part of motorcycling heritage and something to be reverred and not forgotten, Mort has a genuine passion which I totally applaud him for

You are right, Triumphs, BSAs etc are legends in their own right.
But who in their right mind buys a Hesketh

[jim3940]

Originally Posted by Spen

You are right, Triumphs, BSAs etc are legends in their own right.
But who in their right mind buys a Hesketh

Did'nt Wigan cos Liverpool and Birmingham did'nt want him.

[Spen]

Originally Posted by the_monster

I'll give you two tins of custard for that Bonneville you never use

You mean the one I retired 4 years ago after it had done 255,648 miles?
The answer is no, not even if you offered me all the custard powder in the world

[Spen]

Originally Posted by jim3940

Have you got a steed called Hercules

I doubt it as Hercules didn't piss oil all over the floor

[maid in cornwall]

Originally Posted by Spen

You are right, Triumphs, BSAs etc are legends in their own right.
But who in their right mind buys a Hesketh

I'm sure he's never laid claim to being in his 'right mind' He's got us lot for friends, he cant be Hail Mort