Shame no cakes

[Gypsy]

Stopped by at Morts yesterday ,poor bugger wastin away n the dog almost same size as the bone it was munchin .Luckily i was armed with choc chip cookies which were eagerly snatched from me hand by Albert,or Alfie cant remember which but mort recovered the strength to wrestle em off him before they were gone forever .By the time i left they were both a sort of picture of health ,n the dog showed his grattitude with a whack in me nuts with his tail .If he werent so mean lookin i would of kicked him back
Me good deed done i buggered off back to the sunny south

[the_monster]

good to see you mate, the dog enjoyed your visit and it made me and the neighbours laugh

[Gypsy]

Where is everyone ,have ya all deserted or summink

[maid in cornwall]

Originally Posted by Gypsy

Stopped by at Morts yesterday ,poor bugger wastin away n the dog almost same size as the bone it was munchin .Luckily i was armed with choc chip cookies which were eagerly snatched from me hand by Albert,or Alfie cant remember which but mort recovered the strength to wrestle em off him before they were gone forever .By the time i left they were both a sort of picture of health ,n the dog showed his grattitude with a whack in me nuts with his tail .If he werent so mean lookin i would of kicked him back
Me good deed done i buggered off back to the sunny south

Oy!! I'm ill too, No visitors to Ilkeston
No cake....no cheddars

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by maid in cornwall

Oy!! I'm ill too, No visitors to Ilkeston
No cake....no cheddars

DO NOT even mention cheese, Tel showed me piccies of last weekend
'and heres piccies of Wensleydale'
searched his bag, no fecking cheese

[maid in cornwall]

Originally Posted by Mrs T

DO NOT even mention cheese, Tel showed me piccies of last weekend
'and heres piccies of Wensleydale'
searched his bag, no fecking cheese

I love cheese too. That was mean
All cheese donation gratefull accepted for me and Mrs T

[Spen]

First the bad news, I've eaten all the cake.

The good news is that there's some rather nice Stilton in my fridge.

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by Spen

First the bad news, I've eaten all the cake.

The good news is that there's some rather nice Stilton in my fridge.

Got any port?

[Natra]

Originally Posted by Spen

First the bad news, I've eaten all the cake.

The good news is that there's some rather nice Stilton in my fridge.

Stilton IN THE FRIDGE...are you mad? blimey spen, it should be kept in a cool dry room.Like a larder...in a fridge......................nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo oooooooooooooooooooo

[Limey_Dave]

Originally Posted by Mrs T

Got any port?

Not just any port: