Lingo lesson furra travellers....

[Stuarty]

Hola y recepción al español para el inútil;)

El sol shinning y la cerveza es fría.
¿Puedo tener pescados y virutas?
¿Los tappas vienen con las barras profundamente fritas de Mars bars?

No long nooo!!!!!!

[weedavie_j]

Originally Posted by Stuarty

Hola y recepción al español para el inútil;)

El sol shinning y la cerveza es fría.
¿Puedo tener pescados y virutas?
¿Los tappas vienen con las barras profundamente fritas de Mars bars?

No long nooo!!!!!!

Lo siento mucho, no hablo castellano,soy de Escocia yabass.

[Stuarty]

Originally Posted by weedavie_j

Lo siento mucho, no hablo castellano,soy de Escocia yabass.

Whit, No Hablo!! I'll give you No feckin Hablo. Get the hablo pronto An while am here, a jist stuck yer lingo intae altavista translatort and it says " I feel much" Thanks furra warnin

La cerveza está en usted;)

Dont worry if yer travels only taje yae tae Greenock. Heerza wee song they awe sing an yae kin jine in! Gaunyersel wae the Bampot Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like me
Um just a weeji, gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me.

Haw maw, just chibbed some bam.... Buckie bottle tae the heid...
An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole ... an noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee...

Haw Maw, oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' batter!
Too late, the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme
Haw Maw, oohooh oooh I'm a jakey bam
Sometimes I think I've never been washed at all

I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo?
Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening to me!
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!

I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Gat tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For f*cksake NO I will not get a job
Get a job For f*cksake I will not get a job Get a job, Will not get a job Get a job Will not get a job no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me?
For me, for meeee!

So you hink ye can slash me a pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
F*ck all really matters, anyone can see
F*ck all really matters.....
F*ck all really matters tae meeeeeee.

[hogglide]

Reminds me o hame