Hoops Fans

[dantheman]

woke up this morn, hopin it was all a bad dream, nope me tele is still lying on its side, and me dart board, stil has gordon strachans face on it, riddled wae holes, me dogs limpin badly, me kids aint talking to me, and me letter of resignation is signed, its only a game, like ferkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
oh and anita is away tae work ,whistling the sash, anyone know a locksmith,that can be here before 2:30pm, shes left our dinner out with humble pie written on it, and and potatoes and meat the veg is either orange carrotts or beans,as there will be no greens in this house tonight,shes stated, ive never had so many txts from so called friends, the reason their txtin, is me land phone, which i can just see from here, is still swaying gently in the breeze from the lampost outside my house, jist noticed as well my recording of yesterdays horror has unravelled in me aquarium and four of my angels are dead and the large blue gouriami has a ferk off grin on its face,
me celtic scarf is still smouldering out he backgreen, and the firebrigade has finally doused me neighbours house, been in the fridge ,ferk all in there but twelve loaves and two fish, anita has a note on the bread, see if ye kin get another miracle oota that, ive broken my night scope on me rifle and the neighbour across the way has a white sheet hanging from his door next to his bullet ridden union jack,oh and i can see me boots their in his garden, lying next to his demolished rockery and his blue smurf gnome collection,
anmd people say i take it bad, what do they know,so all my fellow celtic and rangers supporters there is life after an old firm game, but not as we know it, roll on three months when we get to go through it all over again. cheers natra, yer a star for if wasnt for you ,none oif this would have falling into place, and thanks for posting bail, i hate doing long lie ins,

here endeth the last will and testament of dantheman, he was a good man, before the twelve o'clock kick off yesterday

[hogglide]

:d:d:d

[big_pete]

Originally Posted by dantheman

woke up this morn, hopin it was all a bad dream, nope me tele is still lying on its side, and me dart board, stil has gordon strachans face on it, riddled wae holes, me dogs limpin badly, me kids aint talking to me, and me letter of resignation is signed, its only a game, like ferkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
oh and anita is away tae work ,whistling the sash, anyone know a locksmith,that can be here before 2:30pm, shes left our dinner out with humble pie written on it, and and potatoes and meat the veg is either orange carrotts or beans,as there will be no greens in this house tonight,shes stated, ive never had so many txts from so called friends, the reason their txtin, is me land phone, which i can just see from here, is still swaying gently in the breeze from the lampost outside my house, jist noticed as well my recording of yesterdays horror has unravelled in me aquarium and four of my angels are dead and the large blue gouriami has a ferk off grin on its face,
me celtic scarf is still smouldering out he backgreen, and the firebrigade has finally doused me neighbours house, been in the fridge ,ferk all in there but twelve loaves and two fish, anita has a note on the bread, see if ye kin get another miracle oota that, ive broken my night scope on me rifle and the neighbour across the way has a white sheet hanging from his door next to his bullet ridden union jack,oh and i can see me boots their in his garden, lying next to his demolished rockery and his blue smurf gnome collection,
anmd people say i take it bad, what do they know,so all my fellow celtic and rangers supporters there is life after an old firm game, but not as we know it, roll on three months when we get to go through it all over again. cheers natra, yer a star for if wasnt for you ,none oif this would have falling into place, and thanks for posting bail, i hate doing long lie ins,

here endeth the last will and testament of dantheman, he was a good man, before the twelve o'clock kick off yesterday

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[dantheman]

Originally Posted by big_pete

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ffs, u appear on the most baddest of days ya ferker ,yer like the clap bang goes anither tele

[oddball]

Watched it yesterday.
Theres always next month to turn it around Dan.

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by oddball

Watched it yesterday.
Theres always next month to turn it around Dan.

a man like masel, listens to his heart much mer than his heed,

[hogglide]

The Jambos Won!!!!! Hearts Hearts Glorious Hearts :d

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by hogglide

The Jambos Won!!!!! Hearts Hearts Glorious Hearts :d

way tae go, ya east coast ferker, noo weve got you crowin away, a hope yev naw spent yer giro oan a carry oot

[ChaMcg]

Fecking dodgy refs and linesmen didny hive the bottle to gee the tic their penelty and to send that wee diving scum bag off. What chance huv wee got.

The ref and linesmen was right oot the lodge yesterday before the match.


Hail hail

[big_pete]