Happy Birthday CZ

[BaZa®]

Originally Posted by dantheman

we know baza cheers but we can slag ferk oot him here an get away wae swearin as nae ferker unnerstauns at the best o times

thejockspot Scottish translation

[Willie_M]

Originally Posted by Commander Zero

a fell in the jaggies wance tae, fukin sore as fuk is wus awe jagged tae fuk but naw as sore as they fukin stingies... fuk me ur tehy stingy sore itchy scratchy blood runing intae yir sock the back dumfrockur road gerigies

Perfect Shakespearean English to myself!!!

[Willie_M]

Originally Posted by Commander Zero

a fell in the jaggies wance tae, fukin sore as fuk is wus awe jagged tae fuk but naw as sore as they fukin stingies... fuk me ur tehy stingy sore itchy scratchy blood runing intae yir sock the back dumfrockur road gerigies

Translation for our English friends!(the best one can do at least!)

"I once fell into a really spikey thorn bush..really painful it was!!!..I was pricked() all over!!..But it was not quite as painful as falling into a bush of stinging nettles like the ones I once fell in up behind some garages in a greenock blackspot .....which make you scratch so very hard...one could scratch so much as to cause bleeding into your socks!....

[budda]

jt late as usual

awe ra best kenny

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by Willie_M

Translation for our English friends!(the best one can do at least!)

"I once fell into a really spikey thorn bush..really painful it was!!!..I was pricked() all over!!..But it was not quite as painful as falling into a bush of stinging nettles like the ones I once fell in up behind some garages in a greenock blackspot .....which make you scratch so very hard...one could scratch so much as to cause bleeding into your socks!....

aye ats aboot right willie

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by BaZa ®

thejockspot Scottish translation

they ferkers widnae know real scottish if it fell oan thur heed

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by Willie_M

feek Dan...a know ye were held back at school......but those timescales are incredible...I guess they let ye leave when ye were 35 then??:tongu e:

a wiz held back for hawf an hour, o the boys frae the tribe could ferk off, naw like yer goodself, 3 yrs, and naw includin borstal