English Lessons

[dantheman]

am Scottish i speak Scottish, i type Scottish, i change for no one ,so noo am goin in a puddle tae scratch ma baws,as their loupin'

[kevscrivener]

Originally Posted by dantheman

i change for no one ,

You're definitely mellowing. not so long ago you'd have changed "fir nae fecker"!

Keep at it HogHog, you're gradually converting them!

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by kevscrivener

You're definitely mellowing. not so long ago you'd have changed "fir nae fecker"!

Keep at it HogHog, you're gradually converting them!

a would have mate ,but ma wee grandson wiz looking oer ma shooder,but his maw wiz watching us, so he whispered, fer ferk sake pops ,lae it oan thick, but a wiz trying tae lead by example

[ChaMcg]

Originally Posted by hogglide

Strange folk they fifers

Feck Tam, strange ye say. I huv tay work way them. Had to go ower the water tay educate the feckers !!!!!!!!

[ghengis khan]

ferk you and the ferkin queen.(BAWBAG)

[jimbo]

Hog Hog am no gonnae join yer ferkin" English lessons as yi" ken that whaur yer frae speel the bestest purist english in the whole of Britain an" it"s in bonnie Scotland where am fae....so whech".Oh aye theres nowt wrang wi coming fae the Kingdom of Fife ye ken Taman using carbolic soap instead o toothpaste, ye"s aur too saft the other side of the water.

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by jimbo

an using carbolic soap instead o toothpaste, ye"s aur too saft the other side of the water.

whit the ferk is wattr an ssoap
an a might add theres ferk aw wrang wae the kingdom o fife, crackin place,

[hippy]

All this talk of cleaning your teeth with detol and carbolic soap what a bunch of softies you Scotish boys are ,i remember reading in the Quin a few years ago about1 of Wurzels mates [who must be a southerner, to be one of Wurzels mates] going back to his tent at a rally after having a most splendid night[read getting pissed ] and cleaned his teeth in the dark with "preperation H" apparently his gums dont itch anymore

[Mrs T]

Well ain't this just spiffing, wot?

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by hippy

All this talk of cleaning your teeth with detol and carbolic soap what a bunch of softies you Scotish boys are ,i remember reading in the Quin a few years ago about1 of Wurzels mates [who must be a southerner, to be one of Wurzels mates] going back to his tent at a rally after having a most splendid night[read getting pissed ] and cleaned his teeth in the dark with "preperation H" apparently his gums dont itch anymore

betcha his erse is like a baboon though chris