English Lessons

[Commander Zero]

Originally Posted by dantheman

an a might add theres ferk aw wrang wae the kingdom o fife, crackin place,

Aye it's naw a bad place, some hawf deecint folk tae but it blows a fukin hoolie awe the time even awe the wee dugs huvtae huv suckers on thier paws

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by Commander Zero

Aye it's naw a bad place, some hawf deecint folk tae but it blows a fukin hoolie awe the time even awe the wee dugs huvtae huv suckers on thier paws

kin ye buy them sucker things for sheep, its fir a friend a tell ye

[hogglide]

Did yer "friend" no tell ye tae stick a leg in each wellie that should haud the fecker

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by hogglide

Did yer "friend" no tell ye tae stick a leg in each wellie that should haud the fecker

it wiz you that asked, ya daft jambo ferker,a normally just jam their heeds in the gate an get rattled in, big-pete an michael let me into that wee secret , a told ye's aw, they ayrshire lads would come good,

[Commander Zero]

it wisnae this gate by any chance wisit... cause it's well fukin buckilt.. looks as though somebudy hus jammed wan between the post and the gate fur an extra rattlin anawe

[HogHog]

Originally Posted by dantheman

it wiz you that asked, ya daft jambo ferker,a normally just jam their heeds in the gate an get rattled in, big-pete an michael let me into that wee secret , a told ye's aw, they ayrshire lads would come good,

Try at the edge of a cliff - They push back harder - so I'm told

[PhillSpace]

Originally Posted by hippy

... ,i remember reading in the Quin a few years ago about1 of Wurzels mates [who must be a southerner, to be one of Wurzels mates] going back to his tent at a rally after having a most splendid night[read getting pissed ] and cleaned his teeth in the dark with "preperation H" .....

Twas indeed a Southerner Chris, indeed if he was much more Southern he'd be in the Channel .....

[Gogsy]

Here in the "Kingdom",we're real posh....
we use these to subdue our subjects and quadrupedal,ruminant mammals .
Attachment 10360
Also used for scrubbing up "Soap Dodgers".

[1sportyrich]

Originally Posted by Gogsy

Here in the "Kingdom",we're real posh....
we use these to subdue our subjects and quadrupedal,ruminant mammals .
Attachment 10360
Also used for scrubbing up "Soap Dodgers".

Yi must ken sum K*ll*e feckers then, Gogsy.

[ChaMcg]

Na, its Gogsy its the hold and the ram is shagging him.