Thank you

[Mrs T]

A big thank you to all my Jockanese chinas for the invaluable language lessons I've had when meeting you.

Just had my car insurance company on the phone-Kwikfit.
At first I thought it may be one of those foreign call centres.
But no, it was Dougie in Glasgow.
And thanks to you guys, I was able to understand every fecking word

XX

[Ultima Tony]

Originally Posted by Mrs T

A big thank you to all my Jockanese chinas for the invaluable language lessons I've had when meeting you.

Just had my car insurance company on the phone-Kwikfit.
At first I thought it may be one of those foreign call centres.
But no, it was Dougie in Glasgow.
And thanks to you guys, I was able to understand every Fecking word

XX

Just like to say Mrs T that fucking has no "E" in it, unless it takes place at a rave party!

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by Ultima Tony

Just like to say Mrs T that fucking has no "E" in it, unless it takes place at a rave party!

It does when I'm talking to my Jockanese chinas, as they all know

[Gogsy]

Nice wan Maggie,you get 'um telt....

[andy real ale]

Originally Posted by Mrs T

Just had my car insurance company on the phone-Kwikfit.
At first I thought it may be one of those foreign call centres.
But no, it was Dougie in Glasgow.
XX

It still constitutes cheap foreign labour

[dantheman]

aye yer ferkin right mrs.T gae the ferker sum

[Commander Zero]

atsit Mrs T am gled you feckin telt awl Dougie boy ere yi know whit he's on aboot ani canny pawl the wool awer your eyes....init

[big_pete]

Originally Posted by Commander Zero

atsit Mrs T am gled you feckin telt awl Dougie boy ere yi know whit he's on aboot ani canny pawl the wool awer your eyes....init

ffs,Kenny,wtf does that say??..................did ye huv a whole Cream Egg in yer mooth when ye wrote that

[dantheman]

Originally Posted by big_pete

ffs,Kenny,wtf does that say??..................did ye huv a whole Cream Egg in yer mooth when ye wrote that

ats greenock lingo yan ayrshire ferker lae oor kenny alane,

[Mrs T]

Originally Posted by big_pete

ffs,Kenny,wtf does that say??..................did ye huv a whole Cream Egg in yer mooth when ye wrote that

I understood every word Kenny put

Originally Posted by dantheman

ats greenock lingo yan ayrshire ferker lae oor kenny alane,

Aye innit